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June 27, 2007

Ask SIP!

Calvin_and_hobbesyawn

Everyone seems REALLY intrigued by SIP's evil behind...SPECIALLY the new people.  I don't know WHY...since he's about as worse a thing as a good person can imagine...BUT...never let it be said that I didn't play fair...sooooooooo....if there are any questions you'd like to ask SIP...you may and he'll answer them.

Do not ask ME any questions.  Ask SIP.

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Anonymous folks get no love. Man up.

Dear SIP...

Say you have this erra....friend. And she says she hates when you talk about a certain topic.....but you know that she secretly LIKES it.

Would you continue to talk about the cake, erra....I mean "it" or respect her wishes?

So SIP... is this a bad time to share that at the time I asked this question, I had only 3 pairs of shoes?

BTW now I DO have five... although I just realized I bought the wrong size so I have to return them...

How about only 7 pairs of shoes? What do you recommend? lol.

Depends...are you exclusive? If so...yes...if not...no. Simple.

There is a committee at my volunteer site that is using your name: School Improvement Plan.

There is a committee at my volunteer site that is using your name: School Improvement Plan.

SIP I want to go to NYC to chill/hangout with my guy friend. Do you think this is a good idea?

Dear SIP,
I was going to send an e-mail to creoledc's inbox but decided instead to ask you...
I met a guy, who lives in Jacksonville Florida,online a couple of weeks ago. We went on a very fun first date one week ago when he was visiting Boston (where I live). We saw each other the next day and I gave him a ride to the airport. I have exchanged voicemails and texts messages daily since our meeting. I think I could really like this guy. He is tall, dark, handsome, fit, has a good job, spiritual base, loves his momma, loves little kids. He SEEMS to be a good guy. He has invited me to visit him in Jacksonville next weekend. While I feel like next week is too soon, how long do you think I should wait before taking him up on his offer?
As an aside I have a couple of friends who also live in jacksonville.
Thanks in advance for sharing your infinite wisdom almighty SIP.
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@foreverloyal: You're talking blasphemy.

@1969: I don't have a driver's license.

SIP....how do you put up with Monnie when you are obviously the one everyone wants to be around?

OK sip,
If a woman could only have 5 pairs of shoes, what would they look like?

@cbean: I was on Burbon street with some friends.

@Tee: Only to perfect some spells I've been wanting to learn.

Are you reading Harry Potter too?

You going to the Essence Festival? If so what group are you looking forward to grooving with?

@ miss_eddy: I hate that pic. It's not my good side.

I don't even have a question for you. I just came to laugh at the answers. (I am seriously giggling right now)

lol@monster.com as the answer...

By the way SIP, Loved the picture of you at the BET awards watch party! lol

@ tanyetta: What do YOU think?

Do you carry around an umbrella to shield Monnie from the sun like that one guy did for diddy?

@ SimplyB: All I do is provide entertaining repartee. Kids don't understand that till they are 28.

So when the baby comes do you plan to stick around and help out? You know Monnie will need her "me time" are you capable of helping her out?

@ cbean: Pretty much always. Why would I leave? She's entertaining. When she dies I'll find some other sap to harrass.

SIP, How long have you lived with Monica? Are you ever going to break out on your own?

@Keelah: Naw...she dresses better. I tend to walk around in my undies all day.

SIP...do you think you could do a better job at being Monnie than Monnie does? Tell the truth. :)

@ SimplyB: It's like that REALLY expensive thing that doesn't have a price on it. If ya gotta ask.....

SIP,

Any advice on how to eat a crawfish properly?

@ Monica H.: www.Monster.com

I've asked for a raise and THEY stated it's not in the budget. Then they tell us that we have to increase our representation to 75% without any additional funds or resources.

WTH? SIP, can you help me out?

No. I'm not like you human people.

Buy Cole ice cream tonight. He deserves it.

Are you black?

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