
A lot of yall might not remember...but SIP and I do a pretty good awards show commentary.
Lesley just reminded me that the BET ones are on tonight and since they are always EVER SO ENTERTAINING to me...I think we're about to post about and get ready.
Feel free to comment as we do a commentary in REAL TIME. Well...that's as real time as someone on the East Coast can get while the show is being held on the West Coast. LOL!
So folks...I hope you enjoy! Imma find the one we did the last time. I was quite proud of it by the way. Hi...damn...larious! ROFL!
Okay...here's the one from 2005. Please note that it's June 2007 so seeing as though this is sposed to be done annually...THEY LATE! ROFL! http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2005/02/i_watched_so_yo.html
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
7:49 pm...just found out Monique doing the show. I don't like her. She took that skinny women evil ish too far. Me thinks she doth protest too much.
8:00...JHUD BABY! SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL! MONNIE LOVES JHUD! SIP TOO!
Jennifer Holiday! Wow! They took away the injunctions and let her sing this song? WOW! I hope she thanking folks. LOL! She had bad talked em so bad they was like...maaaaaaaaaan....fool on you!
SIP: Dear JHud, one word...SPANX.
Dammit SIP...don't start hell!
SIP: You saw that face that older one had...they did say she was crazy right?
DAMMIT SIP! I DONE TOLD YOU THERE ARE CERTAIN FOLKS YOU CAN'T MESS WITH HELL!
Simply Diva: you see Diana!!!!
CreoleInDC: couldn't miss her hair
Lawd...I don't know HALF the folks they say gonna be on here. I'm old bruh. *sigh*
DA HELL? AIN'T THIS THE BOXING RING DUDE? SEE...THEY TAKING ISH TOO FAR ALREADY!
Mistress of Thickness? Let's get ready to jiggle? *sigh*
How ya move like that and don't lose no weight? I'd be like 2 pounds if I tried to do all that! Wait...She rocking a lace front too huh? ROFL!
Diva just told me that Kelly of the FORMER Destiny Child finally got new management. Wonder if she still "family?"
50 Cent watch face bigger than his face.
She gotta catch her breath and ain't do nuttin. LL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY BOY! That shoe longer than Lucy.
Okay...she is soooooooooo irksome.
Doody doody do. Now THEM DANCERS????? HotNESS BABY! They was WORKIN IT!
Queen is S.O.L.I.D.
She cut off her boob and lost weight. Then she GAINED weight but got less boob. She look off balance.
BEYONCE BABY! Why her damn daddy got on painter's jeans? I'm loving the fug outta that dress! And that BELT? Done. HotNESS! Neyo might be a chick. I mean...how he come up with that song/anthem?
8:20...Break time
8:25...T.I. WHAT IS HE SAYING??????????????????????
Simply Diva: we having fun yet?
CreoleInDC: git ness'
CreoleInDC: good ness
CreoleInDC: what the fug he saying?
Simply Diva: ummmmm do it???
Me: (flipping through my Martha Stewart magazine till this over)
Me:

SIP:

WHO DA HELZ IS CORBIN? (I never need to see Nick Cannon again after that fake publicity proposal. Just...EWWWWW!)
HOLD UP...THERE IS A GROUP CALLED PRETTY RICKY? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHY THAT BOY GOT ON A SHORT SET SUIT? I HATE HIM.
CreoleInDC: SHORT
CreoleInDC: SET
CreoleInDC: SUIT
Simply Diva: I thought it was a midget
CreoleInDC: LOL
SIP: Am I the only person insulted by that Paul McCartney song? Like we up in here watching "The Wiggles" or some ish. WE GROWN PAUL HELL! "Everybody wanna dance tonight...everybody wanna dance tonight..." banjo, banjo, banjo....
8:38...I like that dress Monique has on. Very nice.
Well it's VERY obvious that Neyo is lippin it. They couldn't turn the volume up on the vocals?
tsiporah05: You know I just GOT the fact that you posted a pic of SIP
tsiporah05: LOL....
Monica Mingo: ROFL
Monica Mingo: you slow tonight
tsiporah05: is Robby home cuz the people in the white coats might need to pay you a visit
tsiporah05: LOL
Monica Mingo: he's downstairs
tsiporah05: ok good
Monica Mingo: he continues the BET boycott even for specials
Monica Mingo: lol
That lil thin dude rapping for Neyo be sounding JayZish to my old ears.
SIP: I think Oprah called Ludicris' mama cuz he always be in suits now.
JORDIN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL! She damn near as tall as Michael Clark Duncan.
Forrest Whitaker playing scrabble somewhere hell.
Violator Management...that's the name of the Kelly Rowland's new management.
SIP: (crickets)
Me: They also represent Papoose and Lil Scrappy.
SIP: (crickets)
8:52...This show has just been dedicated to a women's prison by Monique.
WHY THE HELZ SHE KEEP SAYING BRING IT BACK? LET THE CAMERA MAN DO HIS JOB!
Puff Daddy and Keysha. (Don't tell nobody...but I like this song. I wouldn't buy it...and I hate the video...but I like the song...ROFL!)
Puff Daddy hook his hip round better than Keysha and she got on heals.
Sheesh...Lil Kim looks TERRIBLE!
Simply Diva: they look a hot ass mess
Monica Mingo: ROFL
Rhianna looks nice.
WHAT THE HELL? R.KELLY YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN FLY???????? THEY OUGHTA BE SHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THAT HELL!
Okay JHud...you gettin annoying with all this "LAWD GEEVUS I'M STILL WINNING AWARDS!" Come on bruh...it's old.
9:05...Say whatcha wanna...BUT BEYONCE BE PUTTING ON A DAMN SHOW! THIS HOOKA WAS A ROBOT! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS INDEED!
Hope a wardrobe malfunction isn't evident. And BAAAAAAAAAAABY...SHE BE FLIPPIN THAT HAIR! What yall think she hold in on with? AND HOW SHE DANCE IN THEM DAMN SHOES?????????????????
Oh Lesssssssssssley!!!!!!!!! Beyonce is on! :)
I like that she gained her weight back. Love the fact that she still got a 6 pack...lawd I couldn't bounce like that if they wrapped me in rubber on a parquet floor. WAIT...is that Michelle's no dancing behind actually DANCING???????
MONIQUE...YOU.DO.NO.WANT.NONE.
That fit Monique has on is HotNESS!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY KELLY! SHIT! I'M BOUT TO GET UP OUT OFF THIS DANG SOFA! LAWD...THEY GONNA MAKE ME JOINE A GYM! KELLY SO DAMN LITTLE BUT FINE! HOW YOU LITTLE AND FINE? WHEN I WAS THAT LITTLE...I LOOKED LIKE A DAMN PRAYING MANTA!
Wait...Eve....SHE HAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FLAVA! SHE ALWAYS BE DRESSING WITH THE HOTNESS!
SIP: Beyonce always leaads with her ass. Yall ever notice that? :)
Watch out Charlie...Vivica be on a man prowl. She mess around and be your Spice.
They did NOT put Dubya on the BET Awards. D.E.A.D.
Wasn't that that chick from that girl group? Help me out yall! TI's girlfriend????
Monica Mingo: who was that girl
Monica Mingo: wasn't she from that group?
Monica Mingo: help me out...you know i'm old
Simply Diva: Tiny from Xscape
Monica Mingo: YEAAAAAAAAAH!
There is a fine line between brillance and insanity...yup...something we agree on. BUT...WHERE IS THIS BRILLANCE YOU SPEAK OF TI?
SIP: Robin Thicke be wearing mascara on his bottom lashes. Didn't Mark at Aveda tell you that was a no-no?
Me: Yeah.
SIP: Well why in the helz ain't nobody tell him? And those pants...man...he looks odd in em.
Me: Yeah.
SIP: YOU AIN'T GOT NUTTIN TO SAY?
Me: WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT ME TO SAY? YOU WON'T LET ME GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE HELL!
(In Chris Tucker voice to Robin Thicke...) Don't you ever, ever, EVER, EVER try to dance again! Got that?
CreoleInDC: who the hell is lauren london?
Simply Diva: an actress
CreoleInDC: oh
CreoleInDC: in what?
Simply Diva: i can't name anything you would know
CreoleInDC: k
CreoleInDCo: who the hell?
CreoleInDC: what the hell?
CreoleInDC: i hate people
Simply Diva: t-pain
CreoleInDC: who them diva?
CreoleInDC: oh
CreoleInDC: *sigh*
Where is Mary?
9:29...(From My Inbox...WHO THE HELL IS STEPHANIE AND WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU "TAGGIN ME??????" I'M NOT RESPONDING TO THAT HELL! You wanna keep in contact with me...Monica.Mingo@comcast.net) Sheesh!
Simply Diva: I KNOW PATTI AIN'T INVOLVED IN THE DIANA ROSS TRIBUTE!
CreoleInDC: she wearing curtains too
CreoleInDC: and you know they used to HATE each other
CreoleInDC: damn....those are MY curtains
CreoleInDC: oh....lol
CreoleInDC: used to my ass. they still do
CreoleInDC: she doing gerald levert
CreoeInDC: ROFL
Simply Diva: and yes. those ARE my curtains
Simply Diva: remember I told you I had the asian theme in the living room
CreoleInDC: i was speaking as if she was doing a diana tribute
CreoleInDC: that's why i said USED TO
CreoleInDC: diana prolly filing her nails...
Simply Diva: I don't like that wig
CreoleInDC: or the curtains
Simply Diva: heffa
Simply Diva: them curtains is fly
CreoleInDC: i think i saw an asian duvet outta that print too
Simply Diva: pair em with an olive green couch that picks up the stem color
Simply Diva: and a dark rose rug
CreoleInDC: fly pattern for CURTAINS
Simply Diva: LOL
CreoleInDC: BIG AZZ DRESS....
CreoleInDC: NO
9:42....Who told all the advertisers that black folks need their commercials to resemble music videos? Just curious. If it was you who told them...would you mind stopping? Thanks.
Dear yall: PLEASE DO NOT WATCH D.L.HUGLEY'S SHOW. It looks STOOPIT!
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING AT SNOOP'S HAIR. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SIP: Can't.Watch.50.Must.Change.Channel.
SIP: Ashanti always only looks good from one side. It's always EITHER front OR back. Never the both. Tonight...she looks good from the back. Tomorrow...from the front. Go figure.
CreoleInDC: um diva
CreoleInDC: i OFFICIALLY HATE TACARA
CreoleInDC: OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER DAMN NAME IS
Simply Diva: Tocarra
CreoleInDC: i hate her
Simply Diva: and when you are that top heavy....how do your straps slip
Simply Diva: I never have that problam
CreoleInDC: pull ya damn clothes up hell
Simply Diva: problem
CreoleInDC: THANK YOU
CreoleInDC: shit
SIP: Roger you tiger now.
Me: Huh?
SIP: I was bored.
Okay...Monique has on another HotNESS dress. LOL! But she be irking me trying to be so dang sincere. And her lace front glue showing. That's like school on a Saturday...NO.CLASS!
SIP: Alicia Keys looks like she just showed up and they stuck her in a dress they had in the back.
Why Angie Stone never be at nuttin like this?
AIIGHT ERYKA! I miss Eryka...it's bout time you do something girl. We miss you and Jill!
See...Eryka is another one who be PERFORMING! She looks like she enjoys the HELL outta this! LOVE IT!
Aw lawd...Chaka.
SIP: (snicker, snicker)
She doing aiight tonight. Hold ya breath though...you know she can switch up. LOL!
SIP: i bet chaka just be sittin at home
SIP: with her head scarf on
SIP: and just start hollain
SIP: i mean...she so good at it
SIP: she gotta practice ya know?
Me: Say bruh...leave Chaka 'lone. Seriously. It's against the rules to mess with Chaka.
SIP: Okay
That was beautiful. The kids doing a tribute. Nice.
10:22...almost done. Getting sleeeeeeeepy.
Robby: Monica...see...you don't have to say the F-word...or bump and grind to be a success in the
business.
Me: How you wake UP with jokes. You heard her say that?
Robby: Yup. She's ladylike.
Me: *sigh*
SIP: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear Monique: SHUT UP! SHEESH! SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IRKSOME!
CreoleInDc: why her hair like that diva?
CreoleInDC: didn't salt used to wear her hair like that from salt n pepper?
Simply Diva: i'm pretty sure it's pinned up in the back with a little swoop hanging down
CreoleInDC: oh
CreoleInDC: still..it looks stoopit
CreoleInDC: she sposed to be a bizness woman
I love me some Don Cheadle. Seriously.
SIP: Hold up...was that CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER?
Me: Yup.
SIP: Now THAT was entertaining. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Who is that with JHud? Dangit...Diva gone to bed. She be knowing all the who-to-know.
tsiporah05: wasn't that her man
tsiporah05: he looked different though
SIP: that ugly dude?
tsiporah05: well maybe he not ugly to her
tsiporah05: lol
tsiporah05: that was my guess because I didn't recognize him to be anybody else
SIP: he was ugly
tsiporah05: yeah
SIP: he'd be ugly to stevie wonder
tsiporah05: lol
CreoleInDC: DAMMIT SIP! I'M BOUT TO SEND YOUR EVIL BUTT TO BED!
The BLACKBUSTER world premier. *sigh* I HATE people.
As always when I see Ciara I am reminded of ONE THING. CIARA IS NOT AALIYAH! Wait...does she have on RUBBER? Okay...she dancing Janet Jacksonish....can't she find an original style?
SIP: Lil John looks like he can never get all the dirt from behind his ears.
Wait...there is an artist named UNK? Say bruh...just...hell...nuttin.
WEEZY BABY! Ya heard me? Now...who the helz is Birdman?
SIP: Lil Wayne teef sho wuz white.
Me: He from home bruh...leave him be cuz they COULD be gold.
I.HATE.MONIQUE. Like her hair right now. But she irks the life outta me. Sorry...I know she some of yall girl...but not mine.
Oooooooookay. Fight the power. Yup. Unh huh.
Good night folks. Add your comments...I'm sure we missed something. I.is.tiyad.
Smooches and Love!
CreoleInDC and SIP
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