How to turn a simple grocery store plant into FABULOUSNESS!
STEP 1: Buy plant. ROFL!
STEP 2: Remove crappy grocery store paper and clean and shine leaves. How you ask? Vaseline I answer!
STEP 3: Tie festive foil paper to plant with household twine.
STEP 4: Place in glazed ceramic pot in a color that POPS!
STEP 5: Add iridescent shredded tissue to inside of paper around plant as you would with moss. It will catch the light and add a really fun feeling to the plant. I keep several bags of this stuff on hand at all times as it's FABULOUS to add a bit of fun to any gift.
STEP 6: Only allow yourself 5 minutes to step back and admire your handy work and take your cockeyed behind upstairs and get dressed and do something with your HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!