From Aretha Franklin

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97313850

""Chitlins are off the menu," she said. "They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming, 'Hallelujah!' I want to be around for a long time, so let's drop the chitlins."

I'm BANNING myself from commenting and am just going to quietly *BLINK* to myself.