See...there are just some things you just don't ask people ya know? And, unless you're socially awkward, you kinda know which questions fit the bill.
There are a lot of socially awkward people out there that don't know any better if my inbox is any indication and the more crazy the question...the briefer I get in my answers IF I answer at all.
Say you ask me something like..."Monnie, would you send me your recipe for gumbo?"
I'll get annoyed.
Why? Because all you have to do is use the Google search toolbar on the right hand side and Google GUMBO. That's why. According to what mood I'm in or how busy I am, I'll say nothing or I'll say "Check recipe category." What I'm really thinking is: WHY IN THE HELL WOULDN'T YOUR DUMB AZZ JUST CHECK THE RECIPE CATEGORY FIRST INSTEAD OF BOTHERING ME? THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHEESH!
Say you ask me something like..."Monnie, would you tell me the exact type of product I should use on my face so I may take better care of it? I know you use RX for Brown Skin, but which product line should I use?" Well my answer is going to be the same to everyone. "Go to Sephora and talk to the person who is knowledgeable about the product and ask them. They will be able to tell you based on looking at your skin and asking you a few questions about your skin." What I'm really thinking is: HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I KNOW WHAT LINE YOU NEED TO USE ON YOUR DAMN SKIN WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN FACE? I AIN'T NO DAMN AESTHETICIAN HELL!
What if you ask me something about say...I don't know...let me think in "crazy talk" right quick..."What should I do about being hurt because I'm not invited to a funeral for my friend's stillborn twins."
YOU MIGHT NOT GET AN ANSWER FROM ME FOR A FEW DIFFERENT REASONS:
1. I HATE PEOPLE WHO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S TRAGEDIES BE ABOUT THEM!
2. I DON'T FEEL LIKE THINKING ABOUT DEAD BABIES HELL! KEEP THAT SHIT OVER THERE! DEAD BABIES IS A SAD THING AND YOUR IGNANT AZZ OVER THERE THINKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS BEING HURT? YOUR IGNANT AZZ IS OVER THERE BRINGING ANOTHER TYPE OF WORRISOME TO THESE POOR, GRIEVING PARENTS?
LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE DAMMIT! YOUR AZZ IS CA-RA-ZY!
I have my inbox set up so that my Top Mafia's (family, friends and internet people who I think are cool as a white box fan) emails go to a special folder that I check all the time so I know if my people need me. My response time is generally pretty quick.
All others...when I get to it I'll answer IF I want to answer. If not...don't take it personally and make up some random azz lie about how someone who knows me told you that you made me feel some kinda way about something and that's probably why I don't answer your stoopit azz emails. Don't lie on my friends and have me wondering WHO would DARE speak for me because the truth is...NONE of them would and your azz is just a socially awkward bat shit crazy idjit.
But these are simply hypothetical situations ya know cuz no one would REALLY act like this right? You know, because everyone has that level of common azz sense that makes them think Google first right?
Everyone knows that even though they may read someone's personal blog they do know they don't actually KNOW the person like that to think they can talk shit to them in email land and think it's gonna just be like..."Girl, you so crazy!" Giggle, giggle, giggle.
You can miss me with that shit. And stay off my damn site too. It ain't for you. The only crazy person allowed over here is me. I surround myself with non-crazies so I may learn to do better, be better...you setting me back a spell.
You know...if there WAS someone in the world like this. Cuz there shouldn't be...right?
I'm sure yall aren't amazed to find that these questions all came from the same person over a series of ridiculous question after the other. Nitwit.