Weather like this makes it easier to enjoy your life.
I love my life soooooooooooooooooooooooo much! The older I get...the more I appreciate me.
My husband ROCKS!
I have my wardrobe for our birthday celebration trip ready to go. I'm not even going to take them out the bags. Gonna leave them there and pack them right on up and roll out! CAN'T WAIT!
Have I shared that MY HUSBAND ROCKS!
I'm currently baking two cakes for him to take to the office tomorrow.
We're watching "River Monsters" about Amazon Flesh Eaters on Animal planet. SHEESH! I'm BLOWN.THE.HELL.AWAY!
1969 made me read this dang book "Twilight."
I liked it cuz it was tame.
I don't mess with no vampire ish. Anne Rice and I will NEVA be friends!
There wasn't any rain in the forecast for this weekend so we had our deck all set up nice for relaxing. Why did it rain this morning? I was soooooooooooooooo pissed that my cushions got wet.
I got over it.
I bought a container today for all of my thick winter fleece. They are going down to the basement till it's cold again.
Speaking of basement...2/3rds of that ish down there is stuff I don't want. Instead of having some kinda garage sale I'm sooooooooooooo packing that ish up and taking it to The Salvation Army.
I've been cussed out for not having a 40th birthday party before our trip. Might have to make that happen.
That Babs' shit has my nerves bad.
Have I shared with yall that my brother drives me BAT.SHIT.CRAZY? I drive him BAT.SHIT.CRAZY too though...so we're even.
The Robinator and oneblackman are fighting...through me. They need to handle that ish on their own hell.
(One of these Southern Comfort cakes might not make it to Robby's office. Why do they have to smell sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good?????????????)
IVF #6 starts manana.
I love my doctor. He's like the best IVF doctor in the world...hand's down. DR. PRESTON SACKS ROCKS!
That is all.
Every morning it's not raining I blow the leaves off our deck with a leaf blower.
I blow my neighbor's off too.
I like it neat and clean, clean.
I've been purging like a MAD woman!
I'm thinking of ways to store my bags and I think I've decided on a plan of action.
My shoe collection has grow exponentially by way of ballet flats. Dude...I'm old hell.
I don't like bugs and will suck one up with the vacuum in a heartbeat. Robby on the other hand lifts them gently and lets them out so they may live and prosper.
OR FIND THEIR WAY BACK INTO THE DAMN HOUSE!
I went to get that damn GPS and changed my mind. I can print my directions for free hell. It's not like I drive all willy nilly. I know EXACTLY where I'm going before I get there.
He can STAY mad.
I love my Flip video. It's so easy it's RI-DAMN-DICULOUS!
That said, I still wouldn't video my wedding with it however.
"Beverly Hills Groomer" on Animal Planet (just saw the commercial) is going to make me cancel cable. "I came from the hood to the hills!"
You can sooooooooooooooo miss me with that shit.
I don't like feeling like the chick that wasn't prepared. That shit irks me more than anything. Folks know that I shame BOY SCOUTS with my preparation skills!
Our team exceeded our fund raising goal for the Susan G. Komen Global Race for the Cure. OUR TEAM ROCK! Robby and I were going to donate the rest of what it took to get to our goal. Now...we don't have to.
We rock too!
I truly believe we are so blessed because we believe in giving.
Jaru's nose is dry and I'm feeling some kinda way about it. I'm going to call the his doctor tomorrow and make an appointment. Imma let his azz know up front, however, how much I'm willing to pay cuz he thinks he's slick. Folks been taking Fido to the vet less since the recession hit us and so he thinks he can run test after test after test.
Homey don't play that.
I'm wondering if the slight breakout I'm having has more to do with Midol Week or the new Nars bronzer.
I'll know more next week.
I really had to check my snark today cuz some folks don't understand when to back the hell up off me. Just because I didn't tag you didn't mean it didn't irk me to the point that I don't feel like dealing with you.
An obese person I know from home said, in front of me, some disparaging words about my not knowing how to "...enjoy food. I bet all you do is eat that White people shit huh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I didn't say anything cuz I'm trying to do better, be better and I understand where this came from. They got into it with someone else who told them..."That's why Monnie doesn't fug with you..." and then I get an email about this ish today.
Good thing it was Sunday and I'd watched Joel earlier.
I let it go.
Radio silence KILLS people. What they THINK you're thinking is always MUCH worse than what you're actually thinking.
Always and foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I've been finding a lot of really fun jewelry at TJ Maxx lately. Proves that people aren't buying jewelry anymore at jewelry stores since they have SOOOOOOOOOOOO much inventory. My latest piece of FABU only cost me $16.99.
A family member hurt my feelings on Friday. It had more to do with my expectations based on previous conversations than what was said I guess. Either way...I'm over it now and back to thinking as an AZZ.
Why haven't yall showed up at 13700 to help me do the touch up painting that needs to be done? Yall suck.
I'm not a supporter of Reduced Fat Cheez-its. That is all.
Seems more than just us like hating on Erica B. LOL!
I buy the large jug of hand soap and just refill the empty containers. Hey...it's SOAP! There are no long lasting benefits. Sheesh!
It's 8:47pm and neither of us are hungry so I haven't started dinner yet.
I love listening to The Robinator talk to his mommy. He's so cute it's crazy.
If I could wish for a super power it would be flying.
What's going on random with you?