Aiight...yall remember this from the other day right? Right.
So...I went to the doctor and had some tests and ish run. I told my doctor about what I was experiencing and he was nodding like he'd heard it all before.
Turns out he has.
He told me that it all sounded perfectly normal and that we could use birth control pills and diuretics to control the pain and the bloating.
Or...we could do nothing and treat the symptoms as they happened with pain relievers.
In other words...nothing can be done. It's perfectly normal and getting older sucks.
Test results show that all is perfectly fine and that the cancer I'd imagined with my over active imagination was non-existent. Hell...at the very least all this pain could have been some damn debilitating disease that was gonna take me out right? Instead...it's NORMAL?
I hate life.