Can we kill the following please?
1. The misconception of "hating." Sometimes folks just don't like your azz. You ever thought of that? She might not be hating cuz your body is banging and your weave is tight. She MIGHT not just like your azz cuz you're loud and crass.
When the TRUE meaning is noted, however...let's start using "Hating is a disease...get well soon."
2. Swagger is NOT a good thing. Let me repeat that. Swagger is NOT a good thing.
-to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.
-to boast or brag noisily.
-to bring, drive, force, etc., by blustering.
- swaggering manner, conduct, or walk; ostentatious display of arrogance and conceit.
I don't want to be around buffoons like this.
3. Real talk. ALL talk is real. Imaginary talk is SIP. Saying REAL TALK when you think you've said some shit that breaks it DOWN-T cuz your swagger is that of a prophet or prophetess...makes people laugh, point and roll their eyes with a good old, competent, GIRL/BOY.BYE! Like we're going to listen to YOUR azz. Don't you think we know you ain't shit by now? SHOW ME BABY! STOP TALKING AND SHOW ME!
4. Grown and sexy. LAWD, JEEVUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop using grown and sexy. When I hear it I think of a bunch of old people in too tight dresses and too shiny shoes drunk and doing too damn much going home with randoms and having one hell of a walk of shame the next morning.
Whatchu got?
