A friend was leaving 13700 yesterday and stopped and took a good long look at this:
Friend: I'm confused. What's going on here?
Me: Well...I removed the curtains and had them cleaned. Then...I got them back and was putting them back up when the phone rang...three weeks ago.
Friend: Did you three weeks ago?
Me: I'm not proud of it. It was lovely seeing you again.
Me: Drive safe! Toodles!