E: Where is Sundance again?
Me: Park City, Utah.
E: Utah is not a real state in my book.
Me: Um...why?
E: Cuz it's got a stoopit name.
Me: Well what about Maryland?
E: Apparently it's a terrible place to live.
Me: Da hell?
E: I was watching a television show and they threatened to send the guy to Maryland and he started having nightmares.
Me: *BLINK*
