E is standing near me talking about some Godzilla movie.
Robby passes by him and pushes him.
E stumbles a bit looking at him odd.
E: (laughing) Um...why?
Unca Robby: You need to always be alert. Be ready. Anything could happen and you need to be aware. You're at the age where you need to be pushed sometimes for no reason. That will teach you to stay on guard.
E: No...that will teach me how to be paranoid.
SIP: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I.LOVE.THAT.KID!