There is nothing wrong with me...I'm perfectly healthy and yeah...I don't need no doctoring cuz BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!
CreoleInDC: we have this awesome lateral filing cabinet in our basement storage
CreoleInDC: We went through a lot of trouble getting it here and down to the basement.
CreoleInDC: We lost the key in the process.
CreoleInDC: So...it's locked, of course, since it needed to be locked during transport so the drawers didn't open
CreoleInDC: so I called the manufacturer
CreoleInDC: they're like...yeah...that shit is older than Mike Wallace's first day of school picture
CreoleInDC: we can't help you
CreoleInDC: so they gave me two websites where you can still get keys for the old ones
Framily: bawhahahaha why you gotta bring Mike Wallace in to this?!
CreoleInDC: hey...i'm different...you know this
CreoleInDC: I told the girl that the lock was number 8007.
CreoleInDC: She's like...there is no 8007 lady.
Framily: oh lawd, this is starting to sound expensive
CreoleInDC: Me: Um...yes it is...I'm looking at it.
CreoleInDC: Her: Lady...There are two letters and two numbers...never 4 numbers.
CreoleInDC: Me: Well I must be stoopit then cuz I'm looking at it and it says...8007
CreoleInDC: I refrained from sounding testy cuz she was a nice girl…Tasha was her name.
CreoleInDC: Tasha asked that I send her a picture so she could see for herself.
CreoleInDC: I damn sure snapped a GOT.DAMN picture for Tasha's know-it-all-azz and sent it to her so she can see it's lock number 8007 for her GOT.DAMN SELF!
CreoleInDC: Tasha's response after seeing the picture?
Based on the picture I see that your lock number is LO08, and that is a valid number for the manufacturer. To order just click the shopping cart on the left side of the web page. From there enter your lock number and select the manufacturer. If you have any more questions please feel free to contact me.
CreoleInDC: I know she wanted to end that email with...WITCHA DUMB AZZ!
Framily: OMG OMG OMG
CreoleInDC: I don't care what nobody says...I bring myself JOY YOU HEAR ME! JOY!
Framily: you were reading it upside down!
Framily: YOU ARE A DUMMY!
Framily: I know you were HOWLING when you read that!
CreoleInDC: YOU KNOW I WAS!
CreoleInDC: still laughing
CreoleInDC: robby laughing
CreoleInDC: shit...jaru laughing
CreoleInDC: that shit is funny!
Framily: please file this with the "gymnastic practice harry potter girl" story
Framily: that is a SCREAM!! I can see you all photo snapping, humph-ing and shit as you sent it!
Framily: "...like I don't know what the fug I'm talking about, like I can't see and shit" D.E.A.D.
Framily: You are bringing me PURE JOY today, so damn funny!
CreoleInDC: HILARIOUS INDEEDLY!