You have a stalker.
You don't really KNOW you have a stalker.
They're a cyber stalker.
And they are good and married.
To a lovely woman you've met when you saw your stalker out and about.
Cuz you USED to date your stalker a long, long time ago (10+ years) and yall broke up cuz he cheated on you with his now WIFE.
But it's all good.
So...you get a Facebook message from the stalker's wife asking if anything is going on with you and her husband because she's checked his computer and he is always checking your Facebook page and talks about you more than normal.
You decide to stay outta that and don't answer cuz you don't know what in the hell she's talking about cuz dude never says anything to you on Facebook either on your wall or in private message land.
You decide it's just the kinda crazy you should stay away from.
So you do.
A week later...she shows up at your job.
SHE SHOWS UP AT YOUR JOB.
More than 50 miles away from their HOME.
The receptionist calls to let you know that she is in the lobby waiting on you.
You're like...DA HELL?????
As you're "da-helling" chick sends you a Facebook message talking some..."I just want to talk to you woman-to-woman."
How do you handle?
What do you say?
What in the HELL is an appropriate response???????
Are you scared?
Are you freaked the hell out?
SIP: You're going to have to meet that kinda crazy with some crazy of your own.