I was sitting out on the deck having some quiet time and The Robinator joins me at lunchtime with his personal laptop.
He goes to Facebook and notes I've just posted this article: 11 Things You Should Start Doing for Yourself Today
Him: What are the 11 things you should start doing for yourself today?
Me: Read the article and see hell!
Him: You did not just do number 8. You have work to do.
Me: What was number 8?
Him: NURTURE THE RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE WITH YOURSELF AND OTHERS
Me: Please stop talking to me. Seriously. PLEASE.
SIP: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT.SHAT.WAS.FUN-TAY!!!!!