E: Do we have any cinnamon?
Me: Why? It better not be to do that stupid cinnamon challenge. Folks have died from doing that.
E: Uh...how'd you know that's what I wanted it for?
Me: No cinnamon challenge. Only dumb people who want to die do that.
E: Can I do any of the challenges?
Me: Sure...you can do the pushup challenge all day and all night.
E: Ooooookay...I think I'll pass.
Me: You sure? You could start right now.
E: I'm sure.
SIP: Just when we were thinking he doesn't need constant supervision.
E: I just want you to know that I was just joking.
Me: I wasn't.