Spineless husband and wife playing happy family movie night with the kids. She TOTALLY asked him did he have to go giving him permission to have his other woman. You know...so he's happy.
She's going to online date now?
I totally like that sofa they're sitting on. Wait...is that Wayne Brady? Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a witch?
THAT'S MY JAMMY JAM JAM!
Aw lawd...it is Wayne Brady.
She needs a pillow for that? Weird. I hate her too. They deserve each other.
I've threatened to weed out crazy dudes online for my sister. One day...it's gonna be SO on! Me and Robby would totally pick her the best dude. I think. Either that or he'd be a total nerd.
Is Mary Jane really dissing dude because he's Hispanic and softly animated? And now she just dumped Mark's secret on her? That was dumb.
COMMERCIAL BREAK/SPELLCHECK BREAK.
Wait...did that commercial have a leg humping dog?
"Relax your side eye." LOVE!
Crackhead son stole that bracelet of course.
Robby: How did Richard Roundtree get pulled into this?
SIP: He gotta eat too heck.
This dude seriously is having his cake and eating it too. I can't stand them straight up acting like they all happy and perfect and ish.
Omari is so cute. Whew boy!
Wait...what? You bringing up your wife pillow situation with your sidepiece?
YALL SHOULD SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW!
They are so SKANKY.
Mama is a mess with her plethora of wigs. Tracy had better back up off mama.
Patrick oughta be SHAME.
She is so wrong for messing with that man about being gay. Watch he jump her.
Oraquick. Vagasil. Birth control. Wonder who they pitched the audience of this show would be?
OH.SHIT. Crisis while on a date. Phone needs to be off and in her purse. Too much drama for a first date. single man but not good enough I guess.
LOVING THESE DRESSES THEY'RE WEARING TO THE EVENT!!!!!!!!! GIMME ONE OF EACH IN MY SIZE PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Bet the donor is going to be the wife. BETCHA.
Girl you're dodging your friend because you told his secret? Not a good person.
I knew Avery was going to show up.
OH SHIT! AVERY IS GOING IN!
MJ: Up my sex game?
Really? If that woman puts you on blast in front of all those women your face is going to be SO.CRACKED. And now...couple's therapy is on the table.
Avery: Good luck.
YES! I AM SO HERE FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!
What is she going to say after that? Um...MJ is kinda goofy. This is so...just...ew. Seriously. EW. She's so tacky. both of them. Tacky. Go fight it out in the parking lot like normal people hell.
Damn...daddy is no joke!!!!!!!!! PIss in the cup Patrick! BUSTED! I guess you have to do that huh? That's the only rent.
Richard Roundtree doesn't look bad for his age and I don't even know how old he is but I know he's old.
She dodged her friend all this time? (MJ...gimme that purse.)
Wait...what happened to her gate? Doesn't her house have a gate? How is Mark just waling up with garbage cans and whatnot?
Avery? Wouldn't be me. HELL.NO. Yall know they're going to stay together right?
He is SPINELESS! I will keep saying it. Oh...he wants to act brand new and ish. He wants to forget the past? He just wants to show up sparkling and shit with someone new.
Robby: That dude ain't a man.
Well...we all knew Avery married below her pay grade and now we know he feels guilty about it. Did she make him feel like that throughout their marriage?
Is that lady on the stool of the ORS commercial a mannequin? Oh...no...she moved.
"MADE-EST THOU LOOK!" LOVE!THAT!COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!
THAT DAMN PHONE! GIRL.BYE.
She wants nothing to do with this guy and he seems like he's trying to be genuine and whatnot.
Mama is wrong for that.
Can Mary Jane use punctuation please and thank you?
Do we have to end every.single.episode with them romping and whatnot? Happily ever after now huh? Stop pulling her weave man. ANY WHY AREN'T THEY IN THE HOUSE? WHOLE HOUSE BEHIND THEM AND THEY ROMPING UP AGAINST A CAR.
I AM NOT MARY JANE BECAUSE I AM NOT A SKANK HO.
I am Mary Jane my butt...
Robby: Why are they playing the same episode again? Right after it already played?
Me: I have no answers for that one.