Rantings of a Creole Princess

SingLikeSassy is BANNED!

   

SingLikeSassy:  Halle's Oscar dress = the outfit MJ is wearing in this video.

SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL!

From Jamie:

From oneblackman to 1969:

 

Oneblackman: It's always good to see Candace keeping up her personal hygiene. (Don't forget, she started this!)

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From oneblackman:

I need your help!  With the animals dropping dead, I guessing that people are gonna be tithing like a mofo this Sunday.  So any preacher with half a brain should be writing the sermon of his life right about now.  Tithing should be quadrupled this Sunday.  With that said, I'm starting a church tonight and I need some members.  Want you come?  The doors are open!

 

SIP:  Hellbound for SURE!

From Jamie:

If your name is on this board...YOU'RE ON NOTICE!

ON NOTICE!

Request from oneblackman!

 

 

oneblackman:  Monnie...I need the Tribe's help with my Halloween costume.

Me:  Um...okay...whatcha need?

oneblackman:  I'm going as a mammogram machine so I need...

Me:  BOY.BYE!  GET OFF MY PHONE!

BANNING Party for AR Gal!

I just took a break and now I'm over here out of breath after I hopped up to "Ride the Pony."

I have since gotten my mind right and realize that as long as AR Gal is allowed free reign we will never get better over here. 

That said...I don't have time to plan the whole BANNING party so please use this as a sign up sheet with the dish you will bring to the BANNING Party for AR Gal.

I'm sorry...she's got to go.  She's just gotta.

ROFL!

I.HATE.AR GAL!

From oneblackman to Shelly:

(SIP:  I don't know what's happened but the truce has been lifted.  *sigh*)

From Shelly to oneblackman:

From Jamie:

From Jamie (I'm raffling his azz off too...):

From Jamie

THANKS AR GAL!

 

From Shelly:

Dear Monnie,

I knew in some way 1BM would try to get at me when you made this his day.  However I refuse to stoop to his level and I will keep my word in the truce I THOUGHT we formed when Obama took office. 

Anyhoo…I was looking at some pictures of some fancy folks.  I know how 1BM hangs around them fancy people and I saw a pic of him in the back ground side eyeing someone.  Isn’t this him behind Allen Iverson?

From oneblackman:

oneblackman is BANNED!

I should have listened to Shelly years ago and got rid of oneblackman.  ESPECIALLY when that fool shared with us tonight that dreadlocks are just LONG NAPS.

I'm done.

From oneblackman:

"I'm at a business meeting outside the office and why is there a positive pregnancy pee stick in the men's bathroom? Some poor guy is walking around with a positive pregnancy pee stick in serious denial."

From oneblackman:

MANS BEATS UP QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE GIRLFRIEND...CLAIMS SELF DEFENSE!

From oneblackman to 1969:

oneblackman:  Tell 1969 there a place for her to go when she gets old.  And PLEASE post!

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/16/vbs.house.setting.sun/index.html?hpt=C2

From 1969:

This is PROOF that I need new friends.

1969:  You need a new sports bra right?

From oneblackman:

oneblackman: I dare you not to laugh.

From Jamie:

 

*sigh* 

Either / Or from oneblackman

Who would YOU use to shovel your snow? 

13 yr old nice young man with a shovel and a nice personality for $30.  It takes him a really long time...but he gets it done.

OR...

MUCH older crackhead with the LEAST effective tool (which, surprisingly...gets the job done) for $10.  He's quick as HELL but comes at odd hours to do the work.  Like...2:00am in the morning when everyone is sleeping.  BUT...he gets it done.

What say you?  Enthused Teen or Speedy Crackhead?

From 1969: Did oneblackman get a new car?

Dear 1969:

From oneblackman:

Yeah...um...this one is CLASSIC man humor so click at your own risk.

From Jamie:

From kiz4tj: BANNED!

I got my eye on this for you.  You may be pleased to know that it's a backpack. Thank me later! xoxo

SIP:  Imma fight her.  SOON.

From 1969: oneblackman Plays the HITS!

From Jamie:

From 1969: Dear oneblackman...tell your cousin to just wear pants!

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From oneblackman to 1969:

oneblackman:  Check out 1969's new jeans!

I STILL need new friends!

oneblackman has left you a comment:
 
Does Captain Crunch know you have his jacket?

From Jamie:

 

Facebook Status Messages...

...that have me SERIOUSLY *BLINKING*:

Is it me (and yes I do know when people say that it usaully is them), or does the look on the faces of Seeing Eye Dogs say "Dis is summ bul$hiT"?

_____ is chilling with Colin Powell, Jesse Jackson, Julian Bond, John Conyers, Vernon Jordan, and Andrew Young. I feel like I'm in the midst of the civil rights movement. The only thing missing is the high powered water hose and the German Shepards.

On my way to the rotten apple for the naacp convention. Oh by the way, who decides if its partly cloudy or partly sunny? Isn't that the same thing? Weathermen are full of it!

Will Bubbles show up? Will Bubbles ride in the Limo with the family? Will he sit next to the kids ? Does Bubbles wear shades? This is gonna be a rough one yall. I mean complete bananas (pun intended).

From 1969:

Monnie...I know oneblackman is really private but wanted you to see his new security system at his home.  He must have some really valuable possessions!

From oneblackman:

Monnie...I found 1969 and her preacher on YouTube.  Please share with everyone.

From 1969

Monnie...I saw oneblackman dropping his kids off to school this morning and snapped a pic for you.  Tell him I said what's up.

From oneblackman:

From Jamie who is BANNED, BANNED, BANNED!

Monica- You asked for a pair of nude wenches. Will these do?
J-
 

From Jamie: HATS XXXXXXXL SIZE

MONICA- For you consideration; imagine the
possibilities; a hot glue gun, some knick knacks,
doo dads, a little creativity and voila...

From Queeny:

From TravelDiva who is BANNED!

Monnie,

Wanted to share with you a hair style for next Easter...forget the pin curls. You would look awesome with an easter basket hairdo & matching outfit.