Rantings of a Creole Princess

Dear 1969:

From oneblackman:

Yeah...um...this one is CLASSIC man humor so click at your own risk.

From Jamie:

From kiz4tj: BANNED!

I got my eye on this for you.  You may be pleased to know that it's a backpack. Thank me later! xoxo

SIP:  Imma fight her.  SOON.

From 1969: oneblackman Plays the HITS!

From Jamie:

From 1969: Dear oneblackman...tell your cousin to just wear pants!

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From oneblackman to 1969:

oneblackman:  Check out 1969's new jeans!

I STILL need new friends!

oneblackman has left you a comment:
 
Does Captain Crunch know you have his jacket?

From Jamie:

 

Facebook Status Messages...

...that have me SERIOUSLY *BLINKING*:

Is it me (and yes I do know when people say that it usaully is them), or does the look on the faces of Seeing Eye Dogs say "Dis is summ bul$hiT"?

_____ is chilling with Colin Powell, Jesse Jackson, Julian Bond, John Conyers, Vernon Jordan, and Andrew Young. I feel like I'm in the midst of the civil rights movement. The only thing missing is the high powered water hose and the German Shepards.

On my way to the rotten apple for the naacp convention. Oh by the way, who decides if its partly cloudy or partly sunny? Isn't that the same thing? Weathermen are full of it!

Will Bubbles show up? Will Bubbles ride in the Limo with the family? Will he sit next to the kids ? Does Bubbles wear shades? This is gonna be a rough one yall. I mean complete bananas (pun intended).

From 1969:

Monnie...I know oneblackman is really private but wanted you to see his new security system at his home.  He must have some really valuable possessions!

From oneblackman:

Monnie...I found 1969 and her preacher on YouTube.  Please share with everyone.

From 1969

Monnie...I saw oneblackman dropping his kids off to school this morning and snapped a pic for you.  Tell him I said what's up.

From oneblackman:

From Jamie who is BANNED, BANNED, BANNED!

Monica- You asked for a pair of nude wenches. Will these do?
J-
 

From Jamie: HATS XXXXXXXL SIZE

MONICA- For you consideration; imagine the
possibilities; a hot glue gun, some knick knacks,
doo dads, a little creativity and voila...

From Queeny:

From TravelDiva who is BANNED!

Monnie,

Wanted to share with you a hair style for next Easter...forget the pin curls. You would look awesome with an easter basket hairdo & matching outfit.

From Jamie:

From Jamie

*sigh*

From oneblackman: (Don't worry...his azz is BANNED!)

Another child star gone crazy.  But with a twist.  http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From Jamie

From Jamie:

*sigh*  I hate this dude man...

*sigh*

BANNED Again!

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

From Jamie:

...who is the worst person EVER!

Monnie-

I purchased this hand bag for my wife’s Christmas present last year and
she wasn’t the least bit appreciative. Any suggestions on a better gift
choice for me this year?

Jamie

From Mel: WHO IS BANNED!

http://waterworkshealth.com/home/index.php

Monica C. is BANNED!

Comment:
A physical fight? I was 6. She was 5. She beat me up - she was karate chopping me, and I just basically stood there and cried. I wish the grown me had been there ...

Commenter name: Monica C.

Beloved is BANNED!

Comment:
As I'm paying my bill, I'd slip the wife a note written on a napkin that says "Snitches Get Stitches", smile both of them and walk out.

Commenter name: Beloved

Should oneblackman and Jamie be BANNED?

For their comments in the spanking post?  I'm counting votes.

Yay or Nay.

Jamie is BANNED!

Monica- this is my idea of killing two birds with one stone- “Shoes I wore and what I had for lunch today” combo.  I’ll send the “what I’m wearing and what I had for breakfast” fried egg and too short koolocks and toast ensemble photo another day. - Jamie

DJ Black Adam is BANNED!

"...and told you that He'd been watching you closely and was very impressed with your levelheadedness and concern for mankind?"

I would immediatly know that it was one of the Satans fronting, bind him in the name of Jesus and cast him out!!

Posted by: DJ Black Adam | September 02, 2008 at 05:09 PM

FROM SIP! HEARTDROPS AND THEBROKESOCIALITE ARE BANNED AND BLACKLISTED!

WHY YOU ASK?

WHY?

WHY?

FOR TALKING ABOUT "THE HILLS" IN OUR CHATBOX WHILE WE DISCUSSING THE DNC!

SAY YOUR GOODBYES AND LIST WHAT YOU'RE BRINGING TO THE GOING AWAY BASH...CUZ IT'S GOING DOWN-T!

OH...AND AKILAH'S AZZ TOO!

LH is BANNED!

We should unleash a barrage of YouTube videos in support of Monnie's "hijacked" blackness.

Can't you see it?

The scene opens with a teary-eyed LH dabbing his eyes with a pocket silk whilst quaffing Louis Roederer 1995 ... out of the bottle.

"I just want (sniffs and heaves) ... I just want to appeal to whomever is holding Monnie's blackness hostage ... please. Please let her SOUL GLOW!!!!! She doesn't deserve this. Whatever you want ... hamhocks, pig intestines, greens ... we'll give you whatever you want if you just let her blackness go. PLEASE!?!?!?! (sobs uncontrollably)" - LH

(I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED NEW FRIENDS!)

From oneblackman: *sigh*

I just heard somebody else talk about Donald Trump helping Ed Mac and I said to myself, "EFFF Ed Mc Mahon"! Somebody paid his @$$ millions of dollars to say "Here's Johnny" and sit on a couch and laugh at his boy's jokes. THATS IT! He was the ultimate homey and hype man! He was before 2 Big MC (MC Hammer - "yea, hit em harder Hammer), Jerome (The Time), and many more. He screwed up that cash, then too bad. I wish somebody would give me millions to be their homey and introduce them. WAIT........I have have an idea......since I've been knowing Monnie for over 20+ years and we're homies (she can't get rid of me if she wanted to), I shoud be her Ed McMahon. I would introduce her every morning on her site that's about to blow up.

"Herrrrreeesssssssssssssssssss MONNIE!"

Yall better not be getting soft on me (Monica and Erica B.)!

(SIP: You REALLY need new friends.)

I hate oneblackman more than anything in LIFE!

http://apostoliclive.com/play.php?vid=492

Jamie is BANNED...AGAIN!

MONNIE-
I don’t know if these are gloves for those fingers growing out of your feet
or shoes for the toes growing out of your hands..

From Jamie...who is BANNED!

MONNIE- Once again I come to you for help. –WHY?
It must be tough, and patently uncomfortable being a girl;
too many Thing-A-Ma-Bobs,
Doo-Hickeys and Hee-Haws
to wear in order to be beautifal.

BINIKI BUTT LIFTER BRA

FEATURES:
Holds up the weight of the buttocks, Lifts and defines the buttock’s curvature,

Maximizes small/flat derrieres, Leaves no visible line under most clothing,

Enhances the effect of from fitting clothes, Adds comfort because of support

http://www.feelfoxy.com/Biniki_Butt_Bra_p/bk01a.htm

Dear truthsiad:

If you were BANNED...I had my reasons. You say it's because you disagreed with me and I'm saying foul on the play because lots of folks disagree with me ALL DANG DAY LONG and DON'T get BANNED. It's the method of delivery that gets you BANNED.

You can't just make up a new name and start commenting from a new IP addy and think all is gonna be well cuz according to what you DID or SAID I STILL might not want to be around your azz.

I mean really. How you just gonna doody doody do roll on up talking bout...you BANNED me before but I'm back under new ish?

That said...you are more than welcome to email me at Monica.Mingo@comcast.net and we can discuss further to see whether or not the BAN will be lifted. It has happened before where the BAN was lifted because of a misunderstand of the context of something said...but I usually give folks a chance to clarify what they meant if I was on the fence about it before I BANNED them.

AND I KEEP EVERY.SINGLE.COMMENT that got someone's azz BANNED in my CBA3 file.

Seriously.

BANNED, BANNED, BANNED!

ANYBODY WHO PUTS SUGAR IN THEIR GRITS IS HEARBY BANNED! I CAN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH SUGAR GRIT PEOPLE! THAT ISH IS EMBARRASSING TO MY SOUTHERN SENSIBILITIES!

ADIEU GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS...I SAY ADIEU!

Dear Lodric:

I'm anal...and you know this.

I blame you.

(HEY LODRIC'S FRIEND DOWN IN H-TOWN!!!!! Lodric's in the doghouse with me...make sure you call him and let him know.)