I need your help! With the animals dropping dead, I guessing that people are gonna be tithing like a mofo this Sunday. So any preacher with half a brain should be writing the sermon of his life right about now. Tithing should be quadrupled this Sunday. With that said, I'm starting a church tonight and I need some members. Want you come? The doors are open!
I knew in some way 1BM would try to get at me when you made this his day. However I refuse to stoop to his level and I will keep my word in the truce I THOUGHT we formed when Obama took office.
Anyhoo…I was looking at some pictures of some fancy folks. I know how 1BM hangs around them fancy people and I saw a pic of him in the back ground side eyeing someone. Isn’t this him behind Allen Iverson?
at a business meeting outside the office and why is there a positive
pregnancy pee stick in the men's bathroom? Some poor guy is walking
around with a positive pregnancy pee stick in serious denial."
13 yr old nice young man with a shovel and a nice personality for $30. It takes him a really long time...but he gets it done.
MUCH older crackhead with the LEAST effective tool (which, surprisingly...gets the job done) for $10. He's quick as HELL but comes at odd hours to do the work. Like...2:00am in the morning when everyone is sleeping. BUT...he gets it done.
it me (and yes I do know when people say that it usaully is them), or
does the look on the faces of Seeing Eye Dogs say "Dis is summ bul$hiT"?
chilling with Colin Powell, Jesse Jackson, Julian Bond, John Conyers,
Vernon Jordan, and Andrew Young. I feel like I'm in the midst of the
civil rights movement. The only thing missing is the high powered water
hose and the German Shepards.
way to the rotten apple for the naacp convention. Oh by the way, who
decides if its partly cloudy or partly sunny? Isn't that the same
thing? Weathermen are full of it!
Bubbles show up? Will Bubbles ride in the Limo with the family? Will he
sit next to the kids ? Does Bubbles wear shades? This is gonna be a
rough one yall. I mean complete bananas (pun intended).