When I opened my eyes this morning "Good Morning America" was talking about cankle surgery.
Robby...in that way he has, stopped tying his tie and watched the television. He shook his head slowly and turned to look at me.
Robby: Anyone worried about what their damn ankles look like to the point they will have plastic surgery on them has serious problems.
And then he continued getting ready for his morning.
Later this morning there was a commercial for varicose vein surgery. The commercial basically suggested that having the surgery will make you happier in the Summer because you can lounge at the pool without a sarong.
Surgery?
Sarong?
Surgery?
Sarong?
I'll take sarong for $800 Alex please.
I guess I'm of the mind that if you can cover something up...why would you get surgery?
After going ask Mr. Google I found that cankle surgery is indeed popular and there are a lot of people who hate their
cankles. They complain about not being able to wear skirts or shorts without being embarrassed about their cankles.
Mmmm...okay.
Wear pants until you have enough confidence to nor worry about it and stop wearing shoes with ankle straps.
I know a chick who has elephant/tree trunk legs. If she is wearing something short you notice it for about 5 seconds and then? You forget about them. Seriously. YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM.
She isn't sitting around with her legs crossed hiding them. She told me once that she used to feel really self-conscious about them but that one day she was like...hell...it's hot...I'm putting on shorts. And basically...that was that.
Certain plastic surgeries I understand. I wouldn't do them...but I understand. Other types of plastic surgeries make me *BLINK* *BLINK*
Cankle surgery? Yeah...Imma *BLINK* because I just don't think cankles are that big of a deal. If someone told me they were going to have cankle surgery I GUARANTEE it will be the first time I've stared at their ankles. You know...so I can see what they see.
And then...I'll forget about their ankles again.
What say YOU about cankle surgery?
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