Me: Dude...it's almost Halloween. What are you going to be this year? You know that's our holiday.
E: I don't know.
Me: What about Harry Potter?
Me: You know...since you now wear glasses.
E: Naw...Harry Potter is a loser. A magic loser.
SIP: TELL 'EM WHY YOU MAD SON! YOU STANS FOR HARRY AND E JUST CRAPPED ALL OVER HIM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Whatever...Harry is cool. Humph.