Rantings of a Creole Princess

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Good Morning America

OR

The Today Show

Either / Or Scenario from Real Life

You hate folding and putting away laundry.

Like...hate.

More than anything.

It's gotten seriously ridiculous with a mountain of clean clothes threatening to topple whenever you're looking for something so your husband tells you he'll help you to knock it out.

You start mad folding.  

And folding.

And folding.

All of the folded clothes are on your bed in nice neat stacks.

You're still folding.

And folding.

And folding.

Your husband comes into the room and starts putting away clothes.

His clothes.

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Prince or...

Michael Jackson?

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Does your S/O own more:

Dress shoes...

OR

Athletic shoes?

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What's worse?

Being judgemental...

OR

TRULY not caring what someone else does with THEIR life no matter what?

Either / Or? - Curtains

WITH tiebacks?

OR

WITHOUT?

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Who would you rather spend a Saturday night with on a couple date?

President and Mrs. Obama

OR

Beyonce and Jay Z?

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If someone told you they have good news and bad news for you...which do you choose to hear first?

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A previously owned home in the area you live, which is a 40 minute commute from your job. (It's nice enough but you'd have to do some basic work to it to make it YOURS.)

OR

A brand new GORGEOUS home, built with your preferences, which is 40 minutes away from where you currently live and 1 hour and 20 minutes away from your job?

 

Why did you choose what you chose?

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I consider myself an extremely compassionate person.

Robby calls me a sucker.

*sigh*

Do you think you're a compassionate person? 

Or are you a sucker?

Metro Access Either / Or

You're single and currently child free.

You live in a Metro area with a serious public transportation.

Would you rather live in walking distance to a Metro station and pay more in rent...

OR

Would you rather live in the burbs, pay less rent for a bigger space and own a car?????

 

SIP:  You can't have both.

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Prego

OR

Ragu

 

SIP:  I swear 'fo goodness if some smart azz says neither and goes on to say how they make their own always...WAIT...NUTTIN...

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Floral arrangement?

OR

A plant??????

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New York Strip

OR

Filet Mignon

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Bey...curly or straight?

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Are you a better STUDENT?

OR...

Standardized test taker?

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Do you use the REGULAR deodorant?

OR...

The clinical strength?

Dear married or used to be married people: Either/Or

In YOUR opinion...what was easier?

Being single...

OR

Being married???

Either / Or from a Male Facebook Friend:

A married couple have small children.

The man is no longer in love with his wife.

Would you respect him more if he left her or if he stayed with her and cheated?

 

Either / Or from a Facebook Friend...

Would you rather have to wear a Snuggie in public everyday...

OR

Would you rather have to wear an eye patch?????

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What is worse to YOU?

Bad job?

OR

No job?????????

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Would you rather live a life of leisure...

OR

Live a life where you worked your azz off in your passion?

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A. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OR

B.

Either / Or?

A. 

 

 

B.

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Beyonce?

OR

Keri Hilson????

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Bed pillows:

Synthetic?

OR

Down?????

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Dressing?

OR

Stuffing?????

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As you get older...

Do you TOLERATE less?

OR

Do you CARE less?????

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Who's the best dancer?

Beyonce?

OR

Janet???????

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Where you live...is it easier to dress for the season?

OR

For the weather????

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More money?

OR

More personal time?

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Margaritas.

Frozen?

OR...

On the rocks????

Either / Or Scenario...

You get married.

You contract HIV from your husband.

Turns out his azz has AIDS.

You find out he's been sleeping with men for YEARS.

Do you file a CRIMINAL case?

OR...

A CIVIL case?????

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PreNup?

OR

Divorce Insurance?????????

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Red wine?

OR

White????

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Are you wearing heels?

OR

Flats??????????????

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How do you handle cell phone problems?

Over the phone?

OR

In the store????

Hmmmm...Either / Or

Do you think it's better to tell kids they are: Smart? OR Hard workers?

Would You Rather?

Never play?

OR

Always lose?

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Nas?

OR

T.I.??????

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Almond toe?

OR

Pointy toe?

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A luxury two million dollar home?

OR

An $800,000 home and an $800,000 vacation home???

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Which one is more YOU?

A.

OR

B.  

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Snow crab legs...

Hot?

OR

Cold?????

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If you had a desire to work in the film industry would you rather be:

In FRONT of the camera?

OR

BEHIND the camera??????

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Would you rather be...

Owner of a nightclub?

OR

Owner of a bookstore???????

What's the best investment in YOUR opinion?

A good looking single woman.

$20,000 on BREAST ENHANCEMENTS

OR

$20,000 on EDUCATION?

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Dishes you wash by hand.  

Do you...

Towel-Dry?

OR

Air-Dry?????

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Kobe?

OR

LeBron????

AUTHOR - oneblackman

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