Rantings of a Creole Princess

I can't stop laughing at this!

I'm sorry...but I'd be buttering his azz up in the roaster rack come Sunday.

People Are Fun-TAY!

From SIP: People are FUN-TAY!

Book Club Fight Club!

I say we start one.  What should be our first book? 

 

 

 

SIP:  If anybody says "The Help" we gonna fight for real.

What would YOU do?

You're sitting somewhere minding your own business.

A man walks up to you and asks, "Hey...are you an assassin?"

What would you do? 

What would you say?

Could you stop yourself from bursting out laughing so hard and loudly that he stomped off mad mumbling to himself? 

SIP:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Geico "Ew. Seriously. So Gross"

This brought me JOY!

I am DYING laughing!

From Shelly: Miracle in the Alcohol Aisle!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Season's Beatings

I am DYING laughing at this picture!  Awkward Holiday Photos

Laugh Out Loud!

"...sometimes your words just hypnotize me..."

Inner Peace

From T-Rhonda:

I'm passing this on because it  worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner  peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use  more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd  started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a  bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of  Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I  feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum i  luvum...

 

SIP:  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I LOVE THAT WOMAN SO!  LOL!

 

This is the funniest thing I've seen in DECADES!

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GIVER.OF.JOY!!!!!!!!!

My sweet, sweet, adorable beyond reason cousin sent me this video with the subject line, "You're Welcome."

I knew it would bring me joy the second I saw the subject line. You might not get it because you are probably not throwed the hell off like we are...but if you do...you're welcome too. LOL!

My response back?

Dear Cousin:

Thank you so very much.  You don't have to give me a gift for anything pertinent for the next 6 years because of this.  Your existence in my life is being compared, currently, to the uncomparable.

I, sniff, sniff, love you.

Sincerely,

Monnie

People Are Fun-TAY!

Yall know I don't know much about football but TIH's husband posted this on Facebook and I straight HOWLED with laughter!!!!!!! 

SIP:  This is seriously NOT RIGHT!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

From CaliGirl! LOL!

I can't stop laughing at this!

GIVER.OF.JOY!

Please wait until 01:20...

GIVER.OF.JOY!

 

This would freak out E! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

GIVERS.OF.JOY!

I LOVE Qwiki!

Qwiki

 

From Hundewanderer:

Gotta keep the keys outta Jaru's reach now...

People are FUN-TAY!

Shady Vans

I love people man.  LOL!

ALL I DO IS WIN!

Bad Dates

I was sharing my best bad date on a forum and seriously...I think I won.  Whatchall think?

I bet I got yall beat. This guy kept trying to get me to go out with him but he was kinda ugly so I kept saying no even though he was a really nice guy. Well a friend of mine called me shallow so I decided the next time he asked I would go because my friend was right...you shouldn't judge a person by their appearance. Well I decided to let him take me to lunch since that's quick and I have time contraints of getting back to the office. He picked me up in a pretty nice car (I'd never seen his vehicle before.) and it was a gorgeous day so we had the window down. Well...(I have since forgotten his name) we were driving and talking when the car next to us kept calling his name and waving at him. He ignored them. Even though there were two very big, very loud white guys in the car. Well it just seemed odd so I was like...uh...those people are talking to you. And he said he didn't know them. BUT THEY WERE YELLING HIS NAME! So he slows down and says, "What's up?" and they were like...man we been trying to get in touch with you. What's your new address? You're not on "blah blah" street anymore. Well ya boy was like...Imma call you and took off. Well he starts bobbing and weaving in traffic and the car is trying to keep up with him. We jump in the turning lane and the driver of the other car yells: YOU AIN'T PAID THE CAR NOTE IN FIVE MONTHS! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT CAR BACK YOU (*&&^&**! Now. Those of you who know me know that I am STOOPIT! No really. STOOPIT! So I started STRAIGHT HOWLING IN THIS DUDES CAR! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. THIS WAS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY TO ME. Well he got mad and I was like...you know...if you don't mind...I'm running out of time...so let's call it a day and take me back to my office. He couldn't get me there fast enough cause I just COULDN'T stop laughing. Needless to say...I never saw him again. But MAN! Do I remember that day like it was yesterday! ROFL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Still funny!

Every.single.time I watch this I do so 5 times and laugh my butt off each time. ROFL!

FUNNY.AS.HELL!

Funny Auto Corrects

ROFL!

C'mon...post your and your sweetie's "NAME!"

Pet Names for Lovers Generator

I love this commercial!

Janay: You make my head numb.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Funny!

I was looking for the dinner scene in this movie when old boy asks Angela "Why you so damn EVIL?" so I could post it for Erica B. when I found this. ROFL! Now I'm wondering what happened between this conversation and the way the next movie started. Cuz she didn't stick to any of his "rules" did she?

I love people soooooooooooooo much!

iQuit!

Robbery with a Giant Stick Is Way Funnier Than It Should Be

I experienced some of this today...

"Don't go ninja-ing nobody don't need ninja-ing!"

This is NOT funny either!

SIP:  It really isn't.  I wanna know why the girl still in the tub and why when they told her to put her head in the water her dumb azz did it.

This is NOT funny!

From SIP to oneblackman:

SIP:  I FINALLY found oneblackman's holiday gift!

 

BEST.PARTY.INVITE.EVERRRRR!!!!!!!

This is an actual INVITATION TO A PARTY.  DON'T HATE!

Tell the truth and shame the devil!

Did you or anyone in your immediate family, framily and friends ever take a pic like this?

SIP: Thank me later...

My FAVORITE episode!

Yes I've posted this before. 

No I never tire of it! 

LOL!

People are FUN-TAY!

When Shelly and I went to see Maxwell we did a video review. Maxwell Concert Review

It's been a while ago but every now and then I get a comment on it on YouTube.  I got this one this morning and it made me laugh:

From Shelly: People are FUN-TAY!

Robby: She's no Freddie Jackson that's for dang sure.

Shelly: Please go to minute 6:45.

Me: Huh?

Shelly: It's Boris Kodjoe rapping with a high top fade.

Robby:  I bet he wish they woulda kept that "undercovers."