I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum i luvum...
SIP: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT WOMAN SO! LOL!
I was sharing my best bad date on a forum and seriously...I think I won. Whatchall think?
I bet I got yall beat.
This guy kept trying to get me to go out with him but he was kinda ugly so I kept saying no even though he was a really nice guy. Well a friend of mine called me shallow so I decided the next time he asked I would go because my friend was right...you shouldn't judge a person by their appearance.
Well I decided to let him take me to lunch since that's quick and I have time contraints of getting back to the office. He picked me up in a pretty nice car (I'd never seen his vehicle before.) and it was a gorgeous day so we had the window down.
Well...(I have since forgotten his name) we were driving and talking when the car next to us kept calling his name and waving at him. He ignored them. Even though there were two very big, very loud white guys in the car. Well it just seemed odd so I was like...uh...those people are talking to you. And he said he didn't know them. BUT THEY WERE YELLING HIS NAME! So he slows down and says, "What's up?" and they were like...man we been trying to get in touch with you. What's your new address? You're not on "blah blah" street anymore.
Well ya boy was like...Imma call you and took off.
Well he starts bobbing and weaving in traffic and the car is trying to keep up with him. We jump in the turning lane and the driver of the other car yells: YOU AIN'T PAID THE CAR NOTE IN FIVE MONTHS! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT CAR BACK YOU (*&&^&**!
Now. Those of you who know me know that I am STOOPIT! No really. STOOPIT! So I started STRAIGHT HOWLING IN THIS DUDES CAR! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. THIS WAS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY TO ME. Well he got mad and I was like...you know...if you don't mind...I'm running out of time...so let's call it a day and take me back to my office.
He couldn't get me there fast enough cause I just COULDN'T stop laughing.
Needless to say...I never saw him again. But MAN! Do I remember that day like it was yesterday! ROFL!
I was looking for the dinner scene in this movie when old boy asks Angela "Why you so damn EVIL?" so I could post it for Erica B. when I found this.
Now I'm wondering what happened between this conversation and the way the next movie started. Cuz she didn't stick to any of his "rules" did she?