Rantings of a Creole Princess

THIS HEFFA RAT.HERE?

http://www.ericabunker.com/

No.Words.

http://www.ericabunker.com/

*sigh*

http://www.ericabunker.com/2008/09/project-homecoming-2008-finished-long.html

Erica B. went SHOPPING!

http://www.ericabunker.com/2008/07/my-fabric-purchases.html

Erica B. needs to be WHUPPED!

http://www.ericabunker.com/

Why I HATE Erica B and ALWAYS, ALWAYS WILL!

STANK, STANK, STANK, STANK! http://www.ericabunker.com/2008/06/better-late-than-never.html

Dear Michael B.

*BLINK* *BLINK* *BLINK*

NOTICE!

I HATE ERICA B. MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE FREE WORLD.

*SIGH*

http://www.ericabunker.com/2007/12/2007-year-in-review.html

Sew What?

I'm finally going to try it. Yup...sewing. Now I know how to sew...curtains. Straight lines bruh. Straight lines. But Imma sew something to see if I can and I FULLY expect to harrass the HELL outta Erica B during the process. If I mess up or if something bad happens...blame Erica B.

LOL!

P.S. Erica and Adrienne...can you find my sewing machine in the midst of a buncha decorations in my basement storage?

*sigh*

http://www.ericabunker.com/2007/10/its-feeling-like-fall-finally.html

This has been another I HATE ERICA B. moment...

...brought to you by her biggest HATER! *sigh*

http://www.ericabunker.com/2007/09/simplicity-3686-wide-leg-trousers.html

A Day in the Life of Erica B.

I have a very active imagination and as I was just over at Erica B's oooooohin and aaaaaahin over this outfit her azz made in FOUR HOURS! FOUR HOURS! It takes that long just for me to SHOP for some new HotNESS and her azz over there SEWING an outfit from start to finish in FOUR HOURS! FOUR HOURS!

So this is what I think Erica's days are like:

5:00 am - Get up and fix perfect fluffy pancakes, omelets-to-order, and thick slices of peppered bacon for entire family.

6:00 am - Kiss husband and send him on his way to office dressed in fur heals and a peignoir with her hair combed Erica B style and a hint of lipstick.

6:30 am - Pack perfectly healthy lunches for beautiful children who come to her continuously for advice on all things FABULOUS.

7:00 am - Get dressed in runway worthy outfit and pack perfect, beautiful children into cream colored Cadillac Escalade. They sing, happy, Motown songs together as they make their rounds to different schools for drop-offs.

8:00 am - Returns home and cleans kitchen until it sparkles and gleams.

9:00 am - Turns on oven to bake cupcakes to surprise youngest child with at school.

10:00 am - Watch Martha Stewart.

11:00 am - Pack cupcakes to take to perfect youngest child's school.

12:00 pm - Meet other single, FABULOUS, mom's for tea and crumpets while being interviewed for full spread in the Birmingham newspaper: http://www.ericabunker.com/2007/08/i-was-ambushed.html

1:00 pm - Dash home to make 4 outfits.

2:00 pm - Finish 4 PERFECT outfits.

3:00 pm - Start dinner, welcoming beautiful children home who have been dropped of by other carpooling mom, with homemade perfectly nutricious snacks.

4:00 pm - Watch Oprah.

5:00 pm - Husband returns home with three dozen roses for his beautiful wife bending her backwards in a mad passionate kiss as he tells her again and again how lucky he is to have such a perfectly FABULOUS wife!

6:00 pm - Family sits down to dinner amid laughter and the occassional lesson from mother and father.

7:00 pm - Family plays a game of Scrabble.

9:00 pm - Beautiful, FABULOUS, wonderful children dash off to bed and Erica B. and Hubby watch a movie on the sofa holding hands with her head on his shoulder.

A perfect....PERFECT day!

Erica...don't ruin this for me okay? This is how I imagine your life. DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!

ROFL!

I know the entire blog world knows of Erica's interview in The Birmingham News but I just wanted to make SURE she know how PROUD her girl was of her. Girl...you my damn She-ro and I'm NOT just saying that because I fully expect you to be head of wardrobe for my production company one day. :)

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