Rantings of a Creole Princess: Just Plain BOURGIE! (And loving it!)

April 11, 2008

BABY D..."I'm Bout Money"

CAN I BE A BOURGIE BLACK WITCH FOR A MINUTE? Thank you...I think I shall.

So Robby and I are on the sofa. We've just had a DELIGHTFUL dinner and some lovely wine. Our home is clean because it's Friday and our lights are on. Why is that important? Follow me.

We're flipping channels as we have every channel on the map laughing at how many channels we never, EVER watch. We flip past MTV Jams. Now...usually ya girl does not post such here...but I'd REALLY like for you to watch this vid-yo. Mmmmkay?

AIIGHT...Let's break this ish down why don't we.

Today is April 11, 2008. WHY IN THE HELL CAN'T WRITER'S OF RAP VID-YO SCRIPTS GET A NEW DAMN FORMULA YET? WHY IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME.DAMN.THING?????????

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT VID-YO HOS?

WHY THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT CARS?

WHY THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT PILES OF CASH?

WHY ARE ALL THESE VID-YO'S THE SAME EXACT SHIT? AND WHY, OH WHY DON'T RAPPERS RAP ABOUT SHIT OTHER THAN SHIT SHIT? WHY LAWD WHY?

Who watches this ish? Why can they get away with doing the same shit over, and over, and over again??????????????

I.HATE.HATE.HATE TODAYS RAP! PLEASE LAWD GIVE ME SKRENTH!

OH...AND IF I SEE ONE MO THUG IN THE MALL WITH THEIR PANTS BUCKLED WITH A BELT UNDER THEIR AZZ WITH A TATTOO ON THEIR DAMN NECK I SWEAR TO GOODNESS I AM GOING TO THROW SOMETHING FROM A DAMN CELLPHONE KIOSK AT THEIR AZZES! BRING IT! I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU GHETTO, IGNORANT JACKASSES!

YEAH I SAID IT!

I'm tired.

Lawd knows I'm tired.

Barack Obama is running for President of the United States...the most powerful nation under God and yet so many people are still ignorant of opportunity.

Shit.

Posted by CreoleInDC on April 11, 2008 in Just Plain BOURGIE! (And loving it!) | Permalink | Comments (12)

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