Rantings of a Creole Princess

Pat Robinson: "...he cheated on you...well he's a man..."

Just...no.

FIECE Toddler Side-Eye!

Passive Aggressive Friendships: The Insta-Friend

I have a friend who has a new friend.  They haven't known each other for even 6 months yet.  The new friend is not from the area they currently live and they think my friend is pretty cool.

Because she is.

The new friend is a gay male.  That's important for you to know cuz you'll end up wondering once you hear about how much he whines to a woman he's not dating.

Tyler, The Creator's Mountain Dew Commercial

 

     

It made me immediately ask Mr. Google:  Who is Tyler, The Creator?

HommeMystere - Lingerie for Men

HommeMystere

Yall know I'm pretty liberal.  I think people should be happy doing whatever they want to do in life as long as it's not breaking the law.  Everything ain't for everybody and I don't need to be all up in the middle of something to know it's not for me and yet...still be cool if you choose it for YOU.

We all have our own life to live and we should focus on things which directly affect us as much as possible.

YES!

If a man wants to wear lingerie for men...ABSOLUTELY...go 'head on and get you some frilly stuff to wear in the comfort of your home.  You couldn't be MY MAN mind you...but hell...you're still a man...so do you.

I couldn't imagine The Robinator's burly azz laid up with some lace and ribbons talking some, "Hey girl, come here."  I don't WANT to imagine him posted up in lace and ribbons talking some, "Hey girl, come here."  I don't want to imagine ANY man I know laid up like a pron star in some lace and ribbons talking some, "Hey girl" but if that's how they get down AT THEIR HOME...get it.

That ish just won't go down over here.

Everything ain't for everybody.  Doesn't mean we condemn it if other's get down like that...we just ain't getting down like that.

Simple.

What say you?  How would YOU feel if YOUR guy started wearing men's lingerie laid up at home talking some...HEY GIRL...COME HERE!

SIP:  Did you notice they have discreet international shipping?

Being Gay Compared to Adultery?

5 Linx Invitation

Dear friend:

Thank you so much for thinking of me, AGAIN, and sharing with me, AGAIN, how I could make so much money by doing 5 Linx.  I didn't answer your first three messages regarding thinking that you'd simply figure out that it's not for me.  I answered your fourth message politely and courteously letting you know for SURE that 5 Linx was not something I was interested in doing.

That said, I'm sure you can understand why I think your FIFTH message regarding could possibly be taken as pushy so I'll put my response here in hopes we never have to revisit again.

I have no interest in doing 5 Linx.  I hope it is working for you the way you believe it will.  I wish you MONUMENTAL success with your 5 Linx business.  I will stick to doing the things I do.  Housewifing and filmmaking.  Your recruiting energy will be better used on someone else.

Oh...and just as an FYI, should you decide to start an Amway, Herbalife, Mary Kay, Avon, Juice Plus, Primerica etc. business and are in the process of attempting to get others to start a business within those businesses as well...I'm not interested in any of those opportunities either.  I'm not saying that I will not stock up on some Skin-So-Soft from Avon or flip through the book to see if they are still selling my mother's fave Cherry Jubilee lipstick mind you...I just have no interest in SELLING it.

But again...TOTALLY wishing you success with it.

All the best,

M

 

SIP:  You do realize that if you try AGAIN I'll get to answer right?  RIGHT.  :)

CelebTV: GOSSIP! GOSSIP! GOSSIP!

I met a stranger who reads the blog in an airport recently and we got to talking. She told me how much she enjoys the blog and I asked her a few questions about why she doesn't comment.  She says that she never comments on blogs or websites she reads but if there was one she would comment on it would be mine because it's her favorite as far as real life goes.

Then she asked me why I didn't do much gossip cuz if I did that...she'd have her complete fix.  LOL!

So I told her that I don't watch reality television shows so I don't really have much to say about them.  Every now and then I'll say something based on the comments from my timeline and I go check out what they are talking about...but not much.  She then said...too bad I didn't watch them because commentary from SIP regarding would probably be funny as hell!

Prolly so bruh...prolly so.

I was talking to The Robinator about it and he said hey...what if we could find someone to do the gossip stuff for you and well...that made perfect sense to me.  Give the people what they want right?

Right.

So...yall know me...I like to take things a notch up so we decided to find out how to bring the good gossip to you in the classiest way possible so yeah...today...we introduce you to CelebTV!  

Just click on the link up top and well done videos (by a third party) are there for you to check out at your leisure.  

Let me know what yall think.  I'm listening.

Smooches!

Dear UPS:

 

This will guarantee that I will never, ever, ever remember my account password.  o_0

What say YOU?

  

Metro Police Investigating “N” Word Fight, No Charges Yet

SIP:  o_0 to errybody.  

To the woman who called him the F-word.

To him for calling her the N-word.  

To him calling her the N-word on a train full of Black people who probably ONLY heard him use the N-word.

To the person recording.

To him for knocking the phone out of the person's hand.  

To the people who jumped him.

To the commenters on YouTube.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Intimacy Intervention: My Husband Uses Racial Slurs During Sex 

And by the way...they were DEAD.DAMN.WRONG for not editing this out of the "story" - "Unlike all of the Black men I dated in the past, my husband is generous, loyal, committed and considerate."

What say YOU?

Mister.

Venus and Serena's daddy with his new wife and child.

SIP:  

o_0

I wish I could say this is the only thing similar that I've seen on Facebook in a while:

Overheard

Dude:  You don't see many well-maintained women anymore.  If they have a great body they don't worry about hair, make up and nails.  If they obviously need to focus on their body, their hair, make up and nails be on point.  

Chick:  You right.

Dude:  It's like they can't be bothered to focus on everything.

 

SIP:  Shit...I gotta take a good look and see what they look like up close and you can't stop me either.

What say YOU?  Do you consider yourself "well-maintained?"

McDonald's has fish nuggets now.

I know this because I just saw a commercial for them.  Personally...the only thing I will get from McDonald's is coffee in the airport when the Starbuck's line is too long.  They are called Fish McBites.

Me:  What say you SIP?

SIP:  Yeah...no.

  

 

What say YOU?

Giving your husband time to mourn his mistress????????????

From:  http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/02/dear_prudie_my_husband_is_mourning_his_dead_mistress.html

Da hell?

'NAPOLEON DYNAMITE' STAR 
Twin Brother Lashes Out
MOVIE RUINED MY LIFE!!!

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/25/napoleon-dynamite-efren-ramirez-twin-brother-carlos-movie-ruined-life/#ixzz2Lvnmocnr 
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Macaroni and Cheese

Do you know anyone who makes macaroni and cheese like this?

Stallion Booty

I was talking to a friend and she was telling me that she's working out a lot and come Spring she was going to have one of those stallion booties.

Me:  I'm sorry...excuse me...what?

And then she told me about the real housewives doing  a workout video called Stallion Booty.  We were in the car so I was using my memory of what I know about the show and, for the life of me, I couldn't imagine anyone who is currently on the show having a workout video.

Especially one called Stallion Booty.

I asked my friend was stallion booty a good thing.  You know...is that what's hot in the streets right now?  Are people checking for stallion booties?  To which she replied that Phaedra's husband has a nice stallion booty.  So I was like...oh ...so her husband is doing the video NOT her.  And then my friend was like...no...she's doing it.  He's helping them do it cuz he's a trainer.

Oh.

But back to stallion booty cuz again...I'm confused.

When I asked Mr. Google about it...Kenya Moore's azz came up:

And she's walking around wearing some of Rhianna's resort wear and butt pads while other people are fully clothed.

*BLINK*

SIP:  Do butt pads not come in brown?

So it turns out that my friend was wrong.  There was a mix up with stallion and donkey booties and I've decided that it's going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Lent season for me without wine.

My question out of all of this is...Do YOU aspire to having a stallion booty or a donkey booty?  How do YOU describe your booty and the booty you'd like to have?  

 

 

Talking to Grown Folks About Weight Loss

Yes...I said coversating.  Leemelone.  

SIP:  She also said "leemelone."

I was on the phone conversating with someone I don't speak to often recently.  She'd watch "The Coalition" and called to tell me how much she enjoyed it.  We're friends on Facebook so she'd taken an opportunity to look through some of my pictures and commented on how I look at age 43.  Basically...she thinks I look really good for my age and stated she wished she could look the same.

Her:  But I can't be eating bird seeds like you do. *Giggle.Giggle*

Welp...

Birmingham man scamming women on dating sites is captured

 

UPDATE on the Brian Wedgeworth Scenario / Saga!

 

What say YOU?

School of Prophecy

NO.WORDS.

9-year-old Mexican girl gives birth

BLINK.BLINK.BLINK (Changing title to see if this fixes the comment problem.)

So yeah...what say you?

*sigh*

I.

HATE.

PEOPLE.

Um...

 

 

SIP: I like RuPaul better.

 

 

All My Babies' Mommas VS. Sister Wives

So...I'm sure you've heard of this by now.

But...what do you think of folks who are saying that the first show isn't any different from the second show?

What say YOU? Proud parent moment?

Scenario from real life...

You get a call from a family member asking you to log on to Skype or Facetime so they can see your face while talking to you one last time before the end of the world.

Do you log on?

Thoughts?

What say YOU?

I would sue SOMEBODY!

Scenario from real life...

Your 6 year old is having a sleepover at his Aunt and Uncle's house.

Your sister and brother-in-law.

When he returns home you're discussing the sleepover and if he slept well.

He tells you that his Aunt gave him a vitamin before bed time.

You stop and ask him to describe this vitamin thinking maybe it was a peppermint or something to bribe the kid to go to sleep.

It wasn't a peppermint.

It was a pill.

You send him to do something random in his room and call your sister.

She tells you she just gave him some melatonin to help him sleep and that it's no big deal.

How do you handle?

UPDATE on the Brian Wedgeworth Scenario / Saga!

Remember this?

Scenario...What if Brian Wedgeworth, Brian Lapsley, Brainard Bell, Brian Wedgeworth, Otis Washington or Brian Jones did this really?

Well...here is an update according to Ms Tee:

BRIAN OTIS WEDGEWORTH HAS BEEN CAUGHT!!!! He is currently in the Dekalb county jail on $200,000 CASH bond. If you or anyone you know are a victim of his please contact Detective - Cook -770-724-7789 or email @ prcook@dekalbcountyga.gov. If anyone know how to get in contact with the 22 year old young lady who killed herself behind this fool please give them this information. Also, here is an email address- mishon_one@hotmail.com. Let's pull together and get this fool.

Please keep in mind this is according to a commenter.  We don't know these people and we don't know what's fact or fiction.  She's just been really diligent in making sure this information gets out there.  As far as a young lady committing suicide...well...we certainly don't know if that's true and I'm pretty sure we can't get in touch with her if it is.

QUESTION:  Did this scenario back in 2009 make you wary of dating?  Did you learn anything from it?  

Toddlers, Guns and Santa

 

What say YOU?

Rihanna and Chris Brown 2.0

The intrawebs are ablaze cuz Rhi-Rhi tweeted this pic of Chris Brown.  I actually found out about it because a news source I follow send me a breaking news update:

Some of the most outrageous things I've heard old folks say...

You have such a pretty face.  Why don't you do something with your hair?

You're so pretty for a dark skinned girl.

I don't understand why she doesn't have good hair.  Her daddy did.  Her mother must not be cut with much.

If you lost some weight you could get you a man.

If you put some meat on them bones you could get you a man.

A man is gonna be a man.  He comes home to YOU doesn't he?

I always knew he had another family in the city.  Didn't bother me none.  As long as me and my kids had everything we needed I was good.

Whatchu got?

 

 

From DB:

Ole Miss Riot

Students protest presidential election results

Racist or Stupid?

What say you?

o_0

Passwords are getting special.

WHY-clef

I thought this picture was leaked by someone who seriously hates him and is undercover.

But no...HE tweeted it himself.

 

SIP:  Well...OBVIOUSLY your initial thought could still ring true...

PICTURE: Buff Wyclef Jean Poses in Underwear, Straddles Motorcycle for 43rd Birthday

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/picture-buff-wyclef-jean-poses-in-underwear-straddles-motorcycle-for-43rd-birthday-20121810#ixzz29lrOsQP7

 

Wait...what?

Mom arrested after trooper finds her 3 kids in trunk — with a dog! 

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mom-arrested-trooper-finds-3-kids-trunk-a-dog-article-1.1168262#ixzz27goDZaVd

Hashtag This!

Has 'Mexican Mitt' Romney Fake Tanned For Spanish-Language TV Channel Univision?

C'mon...whatcha got by way of a hashtag for this one?

SIP:  #DumbAzz

 

Whoa...

Police: Wash. Man Pointed Gun at Pregnant Smoker

What say you?

Ya boy just got a new tattoo they're saying.  And...it looks like the face of a woman who's been beat up.

Has he jumped the shark?

Edge of Glory

Question...

Under what circumstances would you allow your son to spend the night with a single man?