
I was talking to a friend and she was telling me that she's working out a lot and come Spring she was going to have one of those stallion booties.
Me: I'm sorry...excuse me...what?
And then she told me about the real housewives doing
a workout video called Stallion Booty. We were in the car so I was using my memory of what I know about the show and, for the life of me, I couldn't imagine anyone who is currently on the show having a workout video.
Especially one called Stallion Booty.
I asked my friend was stallion booty a good thing. You know...is that what's hot in the streets right now? Are people checking for stallion booties? To which she replied that Phaedra's husband has a nice stallion booty. So I was like...oh ...so her husband is doing the video NOT her. And then my friend was like...no...she's doing it. He's helping them do it cuz he's a trainer.
Oh.
But back to stallion booty cuz again...I'm confused.

When I asked Mr. Google about it...Kenya Moore's azz came up:

And she's walking around wearing some of Rhianna's resort wear and butt pads while other people are fully clothed.
*BLINK*
SIP: Do butt pads not come in brown?
So it turns out that my friend was wrong. There was a mix up with stallion and donkey booties and I've decided that it's going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Lent season for me without wine.
My question out of all of this is...Do YOU aspire to having a stallion booty or a donkey booty? How do YOU describe your booty and the booty you'd like to have?
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