He thinks Kobe Bryant can walk on water ('cept for them pics he took). He used to love Michael Jordan but then he came to realize dude is a big azzhole. He LOVED Larry Byrd and hasn't heard anything about him that changes that for him. Drew Brees? GET.OUTTA.HERE! That's his Q-back DUDE! Terrell Suggs? When dude gets a sack Robby sounds like a stadium full of people whooping and hollering. Ryan Zimmerman? Dude isn't a superstar but Robby can go on and on and on about him. (Ask me how I know.)
The joy dude has when telling me that the Miami Heat lost again is comparable to a kid at Christmas getting his first shiny, new bike. It's like...he has GLINTS in his eyes, SPARKLES in his teeth, Disney birds flitting around his head.
It brings him JOY!
Something else this past weekend brought him joy too and it made me realize that dude is evil-er than I thought. He's been watching the following video over and over and over again laughing his azz off because he SERIOUSLY hates Roethlisberger.
He also HATES Tom Brady. He straight up HATES the Yankees because of Alex Rodriguez. According to Robby dude was tipping off the other team to the pitchers when he was with the Rangers and that should be punishable by stoning and then shat on.
He doesn't like Michael Vick as a person but gives him his props on the field. He says the game Vick played against the Redskins is probably the best game ever by a quarterback that wasn't a playoff and hey...dude loves the sport. Oh...and he can't stand the Redskins. The name 'Redskins' pisses him off because he says it's disrespectful to Native Americans.
I was, of course, confucious as to his level of dislike because I am all goodness and light and then he said two names to me:
I OVERstood. He must have a burning in his chest and azz with the heat of a thousand suns. The sounds of their voices must pierce his ears, their images must damn near blind him.
So...let's keep it real. In sports...WHO YA HATE? Who ya love? What about your S/O?