We've been getting a lot of new traffic and that's a good thing since we're trying to spread FABULOUSNESS all over the world. The person who sent you the link to this site is probably someone I consider a dear, dear friend, even though we've never "met." LOL! Now most of the people that come here have "known" me for a while and KNOW ME. Those of you who are new...I need to break some things down for you.
Things you need to know about Monnie:
1. DO NOT CALL ME MON. I don't care if you are about to be eaten by a monster and you're trying to use the fewest syllables possible to get my attention. DO NOT CALL ME MON.
2. DO NOT CONTACT ME WITH YOUR HOLY ROLLER TESTIMONIES. Seriously. Contrary to popular belief...I am VERY religious and have an extremely rewarding relationship with God. I do not need you to tell me how I should pray or realize my faith. This annoys me no end. It always has. It always will. The quickest way to turn me off is to try and push your religion onto me.
3. DO NOT APPROACH ME ABOUT " A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY" ie...NETWORK MARKETING. If it works for you fine. I'm not interested . And no you may NOT come to my home and tell a few of my friends about it either.
4. I have save-the-world-itus.
5. I'm sad and evil more than I'm happy these days.
6. I cuss.
7. If I'm talking to you...don't think you're bothering me. If you were bothering me...Oh...I'D TELL YA.
8. I LOVE MUSIC! All kinds of music. Music is always in my head so if you run across someone really good...please...by all means let me know.
9. If you send me an email I will answer you. Monica.Mingo@comcast.net
10. If you need me I am here.
11. I will never put you on blast and use your real name or email addy in the post. I might put you on blast and you'll know I'm talking about you...but ONLY you and I will know unless you tell someone.
12. Do not get into the interracial dating debate with me. EVER.
13. I'm very anal.
14. I love taking care of people and I TRULY care about your well-being. I swear that on a stack of bibles yay high. Unless...of course...you're stoopit. Nothing I hate more than stoopit people.
15. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican. I'm a card carrying AMERICAN who seriously considers the best candidate for the job regardless of political affiliation.
16. I HATE e-cards. Just send me an email.
17. It hurts me when I hear some of the stuff I hear we are going through. It keeps me up at night and I worry about you. That's why I always send random "checking up on you" emails from time to time.
18. If I give you my phone number. DO NOT GIVE IT TO ANYONE ELSE. If YOU want me to talk to someone about something...YOU contact me.
19. I have a very dry sense of humor and yes...I do think I'm the SHYT and want you to think the same about yourself!
20. Most importantly....I love my husband more than anything in this world. He is my best friend. He is my greatest champion. He's my hero...my Robinator.
With this knowledge...our e-ship (internet relationship) will be in good hands. Not Allstate hands (they are SCREWING the Katrina homeowners big time) but good hands that will hold you when you hurt and choke the shit outta you when you do something you know damn good and well you shouldn't be doing. Humph. Don't you LOVE having me as your e-big sister? ROFL!
ElleB...I better not read anything sarcastic from you youngun! ROFL!
Love to you all!
P.S. The place you should REALLY start on this blog is the "Being FABULOUS" section. It's where my hope rests for everyone who visits. That you, TOO, realize just how wonderfully FABULOUS you are therefore only getting the best of EVERYTHING life has to offer.
P.S.S. I don't need all the flattery. I KNOW who I am. I want you to do the same. Let ME flatter YOU. Let me show you how to create the support system you will need in order to flourish as I have regardless of your life circumstances. Let me be YOUR champion. I have that in me. I LOVE celebrating success.
Once again...I love you. Yup...dat's right. CreoleInDC loves you. And the more I cuss you...the more I love you. If I didn't care...I wouldn't say a word. LOL!
OOPS! Forgot one. I WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH! I WILL NOT SUGAR COAT IT! IF YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING DUMB...IMMA TELL YOU. IF YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING FABULOUS...IMMA TELL YOU THAT TOO!
Yes...I know I have a few cyberstalkers lead by a sex swinger chick who became infuriated with me after I was stunned she thought it was okay to show up at a dinner party announcing she was a swinger all willy nilly. I mean...who does that???????? We're not your audience and if anyone at the table WAS your audience...I don't want to know that either. LOL! Some things ain't for everybody. Seriously. Just...EW! http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2007/08/from-sip-dinner.html
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