For Christmas I bought myself a new Swiss Army coat with all these really cool features. Deep down I'm really a techie nerd girl so OF COURSE I had to share it with a few friends. Below is the subsequent conversation I had with one of my girls regarding said coat. Enjoy!
CreoleInDC2001: http://www.swissarmy.com/Apparel/Product.htm? category=jackets&product=3124&
CreoleInDC2001: that's my coat but in men's
CreoleInDC2001: now...there is something i just don't get
CreoleInDC2001: INTERIOR BACK HARNESS
CreoleInDC2001: why does it have that?
DivaFriend: damn it looks warm..fugg that hot
DivaFriend: LOL
CreoleInDC2001: i'm trying to figure out why it has a darn harness
DivaFriend: wait let me see...
DivaFriend: k but what does it MEAN
DivaFriend: back harness
CreoleInDC2001: it's inside the main coat part
DivaFriend: ooo mobile phone pocket..audio wire guide..flashlight...
DivaFriend: heck...it has everything
CreoleInDC2001: yup
DivaFriend: u could go camping..without a tent..with this coat
CreoleInDC2001: BUT WHAT THE FUG IS A BACK HARNESS FOR?
DivaFriend: girrl
CreoleInDC2001: prolly skydiving or some ish huh?
CreoleInDC2001: i can't figure it out
CreoleInDC2001: i'm like..okay...i GET everything else
CreoleInDC2001: but whadafug?
DivaFriend: no..maybe if u go camping
DivaFriend: and u want to make sure u dont get lost
CreoleInDC2001: i don't camp
DivaFriend: u can rope your azz to someone else
DivaFriend: hell if i know
CreoleInDC2001: my idea of camping is room service
DivaFriend: u know i do want to do that before i die
DivaFriend: camp
DivaFriend: in a tent and everything
DivaFriend: u coming?
DivaFriend: tom would never go
DivaFriend: i want to go with some "divas" who would NEVER and see if we can survive a weekend without lipgloss and hair products
DivaFriend: ROFL
CreoleInDC2001: you would die unfullfilled if you had to depend on me
CreoleInDC2001: i've done it
CreoleInDC2001: didn't like it
CreoleInDC2001: not one bit
DivaFriend: what was the worst part about it?
CreoleInDC2001: it helps me that i don't wear makeup daily nor comb my hair daily
DivaFriend: u suck so bad too
CreoleInDC2001: so i wouldn't be that bad
CreoleInDC2001: and i'd mapquest the nearest hotels so i could take a shower
CreoleInDC2001: THAT'S what i hated so bad
DivaFriend: see...
CreoleInDC2001: that wipe up ish is for the birds
CreoleInDC2001: i need hot water and bubbles
CreoleInDC2001: two towels
DivaFriend: see u suck
CreoleInDC2001: i NEED that
DivaFriend: u really suck
CreoleInDC2001: can't live without it
DivaFriend: *sigh(
DivaFriend: that darn coat is NICE
CreoleInDC2001: i call it my maguiver coat
DivaFriend: thats exactly what it is
DivaFriend: if u can't survive with that thing..well then maybe its just your time
CreoleInDC2001: lol
CreoleInDC2001: wait
CreoleInDC2001: i was just thinking more about that diva thing
DivaFriend: yea..
CreoleInDC2001: maybe we should write that ish up
CreoleInDC2001: and send it in somewhere
DivaFriend: what do u mean?
CreoleInDC2001: pick some gorgeous azz divas
CreoleInDC2001: tell them to pack for a week
DivaFriend: right!!
DivaFriend: im serious as heck
DivaFriend: that would be COMEDY!
CreoleInDC2001: and drop em off at a camp site
CreoleInDC2001: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
CreoleInDC2001: my azz would be flippin my phone open so quick
CreoleInDC2001: be like....ROBBY
CreoleInDC2001: COME GET ME NOW
CreoleInDC2001: RIGHT NOW
CreoleInDC2001: first thing i'd do is get my head scarf out my bag and wrap my hair up
CreoleInDC2001: ROFL
CreoleInDC2001: i wouldn't say ish the whole time
CreoleInDC2001: just be plotting who imma get first when i get back home
CreoleInDC2001: be like...i'm calling a lawyer
CreoleInDC2001: and i'm suing EVERYBODY
CreoleInDC2001: just think
CreoleInDC2001: a diva with no mirror
CreoleInDC2001: no hot comb
CreoleInDC2001: no flat iron
CreoleInDC2001: in heels and ish
CreoleInDC2001: cause she thought she was gonna be doing the dang thang
DivaFriend: only YOU would say wrap your hair up first
DivaFriend: only YOU
CreoleInDC2001: hell yeah
DivaFriend: i think it would be fun.... tell them to get packed for a once in a lifetime weeklong getaway
DivaFriend: and see what they bring
DivaFriend: i know i'd be fugged up...
DivaFriend: LOL
CreoleInDC2001: not me
CreoleInDC2001: truly
CreoleInDC2001: i always bring some comfortable ish
DivaFriend: out there in the wilderness...
DivaFriend: i am the opposite.. a couple pair of jeans to be worn with heels and a nice blouses and shit to wear out to dinner and whatnot
DivaFriend: i would be like monica...
DivaFriend: let me hold that sweatshirt
DivaFriend: LOL!!!
CreoleInDC2001: hell no
CreoleInDC2001: gotta keep my few comfortable pieces clean
CreoleInDC2001: wear your see through ish
DivaFriend: i'd drag your azz out in the woods and beat u up for a darn sweatshirt
CreoleInDC2001: imma wear my fleece
DivaFriend: LOL
CreoleInDC2001: you would pick the RIGHT one to try and drag
CreoleInDC2001: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DivaFriend: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CreoleInDC2001: THAT would be funny
CreoleInDC2001: we'd be on all the clips for the show
DivaFriend: brang it, heffa
CreoleInDC2001: everyone would watch
CreoleInDC2001: monnie...well....that's lesley tied up over yonder with the black eye
CreoleInDC2001: heffa tried to steal my fleece
DivaFriend: ROFL!!!
DivaFriend: and i'd be in the corner lip busted with some darn silk pajamas talking about...SHE KNOW SHE COULD HAVE LET ME HOLD ONE. THAT HEFFA HAS A WHOLE CASE FULL!!! CAN"T STAND HER AZZ!!!!
DivaFriend: LOL u should set your friends up...tell them its one of your fabulous trips...
CreoleInDC2001: hell no
DivaFriend: and plop their azzes in the middle of the wilderness for a weekend
CreoleInDC2001: my friends are just like me
CreoleInDC2001: evil divas
DivaFriend: even more reason
CreoleInDC2001: they would tie my azz up...pour honey on me and dump me on top of a fire ant pile
