A fellow writer and I are going to a film festival in June held in Miami. Since my sister is working so hard on her Ph.D. and hasn't had a vacation in a while...I asked her if she wanted to meet me there. She said yes. I also asked another FABULOUS girlfriend if she wanted to go too...she said yes as well. I figure the fellow writer chick and I will already have the room and they can hang out on the beach while we're at the seminars we want to go to. Sounds like a good time huh?
Me talking to my sister the other day:
What are you doing? Why are you outta breath?????? Her: Girl...I'm on the treadmill...gotta make sure I'm fine by the time we're in Miami.
Ooooookay.
Me talking to FABULOUS girlfriend:
My Isabella Fiore bag came today! Girl I can't wait to rock this in Miami....and I'm working out everyday...heck...I might meet me a man down there!
Oooooookay.
So I'm depending on the sense and sensiblity of the fellow writer girlfriend to not turn this into a full out red carpet four day weekend wherein we always fashion plating it up.
Me logging on to puter this morning and immediately bombarded by fellow writer via IM:
Whatchu think about these? http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/22718330/c/396.html
Me: Why?
Her: Girl...I'm getting them for Miami! You just wait...I'm working out and I plan on being da SHYT!
WHADAHELZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ? LET ME FIND OUT THESE HOOKAS PLANNING TO BE SKRAIT DIVA WHILE WE IN MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And here I was gonna throw a pair of jeans and khakis in a bag with some t-shirts. Let me find out I gotta start planning NOW for a trip WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in June! Half a dang year away!
They killing me bruh. Skrait killing me.
This is what the fellow writer hooka JUST said to me when I started questioning her azz:
3:15 PM
treci721: and u talk about us...u'll come down there with ur new boob work and some fiya azz ish on that will make me give u the silent treatment the whole trip and im sure ur hair will be on point...
treci721: so don't even
treci721: ok?!
When yall go on girlfriend trips...do they be diva-ing it up too? You all casual and they golden globish? Holla atcha girl.
