Okay...yall ready?
Ellen's talking...and so are her shoes. :)
Now we KNEW Ellen was gonna dance didn't we? I like Nicole's dress and she's looking less "eye stretched" to me tonight. Good thing.
Okay...were yall not LOVING JHud's dress? She got star flava. Me likey. I gotta see Jada's dress again...don't know if I COMPLETELY love it yet. Love the color...just don't know about the bodice. Didn't love ANYTHING bout Camerian Diaz's dress. It looks like an envelope. Wasn't feeling it.
Oh...and that dude who does all the fashion stuff. Dude...how you gonna be critiquing fashion and you wearing a purple tux? That's all I'm saying. :)
The Oscars are just sooooooooooooo much less exciting then the Grammy's. Wait...Will Farrell's hair just might make up for it being boring. JACK BLACK! Love him! Okay...this song is killing me! ROFL! Did he say larynx? ROFL! Nicolodean Award? This little skit is kinda cute.
Why Will and Jada's son is too cute???????? Love the kiddies! That little girl's dress is too cute! She ballgownin it and it's perfect for a lil girl her age! LOVE that!
Okay...now how cool is the sounds effects choir? ROFL!
Steve Carrell makes me laugh even when he's not talking. Did yall see "Little Miss Sunshine?"
I am sooooooo not kidding when I say I have a dress almost EXACTLY like Jennifer Biel's in my closet. All I need to do is add a belt. :O
Oooooooooooooh...first "Dreamgirl" award! Whooooooohoooooo!
HOLD THE HELL UP!!!!!!! WHERE IS JAYZ? WHY IS MATHEW WITH BEYONCE?????????
And "Norbitt" has taken a casualty. Humph.
CONGRATS ALAN ARKIN!
Where da hell did Ellen come from? "Good Mama's?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny!
Yes yall...they really are dancing. Stop ignoring them. ROFL!
These songs are yawn worthy. Are they gonna sing a "Dreamgirls" song?????
That was a super cool skit with Al Gore and his "announcement." LOL!
Cameron Diaz's dress seriously looks like an envelope. (Did I say that already????? ROFL!)
Better outfit Ellen. Thanks.
I LOVE MERYL STREEP! LOVE HER LOVE HER LOVE HER!
I'm getting sleepy. er.
FINALLY SOMEONE IS WEARING A Monnie-ish DRESS! Aiight now Gwenyth!
Funny joke Robert Downey Jr!
Just want to say that I think Helen Mirren is one classy dresser.
I don't think I'm gonna make it. I'm trying to see if JHud wins...but I doubt if I make it. When they put all these mini mercials in with the "Titanic" music....makes me sleepy. er.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JENNIFER HUDSON...GO BABY GO BABY GO BABY! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! "LOOK AT WHAT GO CAN DO!" WOW. JUST...WOW! LOVE YOU GIRL! I AM SOOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU FOR SHOWING US HOW TO DREAM, BELIEVE, AND DO THE DAMN THING! LOVE YOU GIRL! JENNIFER HOLIDAY TOO! RROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!
I don't know WHO this chick is but that's the ugliest dress I've seen tonight.
For all we know...she could have been cussing in Chinese. SCREW YALL...TAKE YALL AWARD AND SHOVE IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jerry Seinfeld is soooooooooooo funny! Even though Ellen is doing a good job...I think he should do the awards next year. Then I can watch him again without thinking about Michael Richards. Seriously...that dude TOTALLY ruined my enjoyment of "Seinfeld." I haven't watched an episode since his tirade. Just...BLECH!
Of COURSE they were gonna pick "An Inconvenient Truth"...OF COURSE! It's Hollywood! They are driving to the Oscars in hybrids for goodness sake!
I gotta tell yall...CLINT EASTWOOD IS MY DAMN IDOL! I would stalk him if I could. ROFL! Be like...Mr. Eastwood...PLEASE teach me how to make movies! PLEASE!
Robby: I on't know dawg...it was a bit pitchy to me. Kinda boring. I mean it's the Oscars Celine. You gotta come with it.
Me: *sigh*
WHAT THE HELL DOES QUINCY JONES HAVE ON??? SOMEBODY??? ANYBODY???
I give Penelope Cruz the best dressed (that I've seen) award!
See...I hope Kirsten Dunst fires everyone involved in picking out that dress. Just HIDEOUSLY BLAH!
J Lo always looks good to me....cept not tonight. Her hair...ew...dress...ewer. And she is like one of my SUPER DIVAS! I LOVE her flava...usually...but not tonight.
J Hud...please...PLEASE don't fall out of that dress on the stage. PLEASE! LAWD...PLEASE!
OKAY...LOVING BEYONCE'S DRESS! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!
UM....Beyonce...do yourself a fava...do NOT do a duet with J Hud no mo. Like NEVA. Her voice SWALLOWS yours. I'm just saying bruh.
HEY ANIKA! She is just sooooooo sweet! Doesn't she remind you of that chick in college who always got up and went to church every Sunday even when everyone else was sleeping in from the party the night before? Just all sweet and bubbly. I woulda prolly hated her. ROFL! I think she is soooooooo awesome! And ya boy...the former power ranger...amazing he never sang before huh? LOVE THEM!
CAN I SAY AGAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE BEYONCE'S DRESS? LOVE IT! LOVE HER STYLE!
QUESTION....Did you REALLY think that blondy looking hair was complimentary Latifah? Come on now...I'm just saying.
Did Will just say "Damn?"
Um....the last thing I saw Jodie Foster in was "Inside Man." She was FIERCE. So...my question is...what happened????????? Ooops...she lost her best friend two weeks ago. Yeah...that would do it. Lawd knows I'd lose it if something happened to Cojoe. Hell...now I gotta call him.
Okay...so I'm waiting to see if Will wins and then I'm done. I am sooooooooooo tired.
CONGRATS HELEN MIRREN! SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELEGANT! LOVE HER!
Divorce looks GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD on Reese Witherspoon baby! GO HEAD GIRL GO HEAD GIT DOWN!
CAN'T NOBODY BE MAD ABOUT FOREST WINNING. THAT DUDE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME! HE DID THAT! DID IT DID IT DID IT!
Did anybody see him in the Clint Eastwood's movie about Charlie Parker? AWESOME! Love the celery color of his wife's dress too!
Go head Mr. Whitaker. Once again...GO HEAD!
ALRIGHT MARTIN! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But man! That was some SERIOUS competition! SERIOUS! He is OBVIOUSLY THE MAN! (Why are his eyebrows that black?????)
Now...yall know Jack Nicolson is my boy. He's pure comedy for me. So...I'm anticipating him presenting best picture because I know he's gonna be funny as heck! And DIANE KEATON! SHE LOOKS HAWT! GO DIANE! That is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad dress baaaaaaaaaaaby!
Aiight "The Departed!" Go head Martin again!
AIIGHT...NITE NITE TINSELTOWN!
