Rantings of a Creole Princess

Desperate Heffas (Housewives)

Whatchall think about Carlos getting his sight back?

Whatchall think about Gabby getting FABULOUS again?

Whatchall think about Susan being mad bout Mike dating old girl?

Whatchall think about Bree not telling Susan bout Mike dating?

Whatchall think about Bree asking her husband to get surgery to stop snoring?

Whatchall think about the albino dude killing them folks?  Yall think he's gonna let Porter take the fall?

Whatchall think about Lynette paying Anne off?

Whatchall think about Anne lying bout the baby?

Did I miss anything?

(I'm REALLY hating the word housewife these days.  As a housewife I take OFFENSE to what they tv witches with a b is doing to the image. )

Humph.

Multiple Chicks

If your GROWN brother had 4 chicks (SEPARATELY who were ALL interested in him) come to visit him at your parent's home for Thanksgiving while the family was there...would you say something?

Humidity and Plants

Do you have any plants in your bedroom?  What about a humidifier in the winter?  If not...would it be okay if I asked you to get one of each? 

Thank you in advance.

"Though chemicals such as formaldehyde, benzene, and carbon monoxide are anathema to human health, plants can thrive on them, while also removing them from the air. Plants that top the clean-air list include peace lily, bamboo palm, English ivy, mums, and gerbera daisies, all of which are both easy to find and easy to care for, so even if you don’t have a green thumb, you can still have a green home or office."

From My Inbox

Creole,

My boyfriend and I have been living together for about a year, dating now for almost two years. He went to a bachelor party last night and strolled home around 4:30pm. I called him a couple of times while he was out and his phone was turned off. He has never done anything like this and my best friend is telling me to not jump to any conclusions. I was so angry that when he walked through the front door I just got my purse and left. What would you and the tribe do if you were me?

Music that's in my HEAD!

What song is next on your MP3 player?

If you listen to CD's in your car...what CD is in there now?

Night and Day

Just dropped my truck off to the early bird thingy so they may get right on it IMMEDIATELY!  The continued success of my marriage depends on it.

I got out of my truck listening to Beyonce and into Robby's truck where he was blasting Journey.

It's a wonder we've survived this long.

_________________

Are you and your S/O on the same page musically?

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CreoleInDC Confession

I am REALLY good at cleaning.  I am a HUGE perfectionist.

But I hate to clean.

Ms. Olga didn't come on Friday.  I don't know why.  We got kinda off schedule cuz I asked her to come the Wednesday Shelly and Cole came so the house would be fresh.  (She came on Tuesday.  Why?  Cuz SHECANDOWHATEVERSHELIKES) I think we got our wires crossed unless she meant to tell me she wasn't coming Friday cuz of her month long trip.  (STILL feeling some kinda way bout that mind ya.)

I have had a housekeeper regularly since I was 28 and I KNOW they don't clean as well as I do...but I STILL hate to clean.

I am cleaning my room and bathroom today and now I know why my nails are always so nice...

Cuz I DON'T clean.

I'm going home on Thursday.  My Grandmother gets home on Tuesday so she'll be good and rested up by the time the eagle has landed.

She's still grunting at me although she did speak with me on the phone today.  Curtly.  LOL!  I didn't steal it.  I got it HONESTLY. 

Trust me on this one.

What about you...ARE YOU REALLY GOOD AT CLEANING?

House Cleaning

When do you do it?

What do you wear?

Who helps you?

What room do you start with?

Do you wear gloves?

Verizon FiOS Vs. Comcast

I'm doing a comparison of services and cost in order to make my final decision regarding who we'll be lucky enough to be stuck with and I thought about FIOS and how they are the new kid on the block with major advantages because they started out putting the fiber optics in first before they offered the service (I'm still mad bout yall tearing up my flower bed to do so, however...HUMPH.)

N E WAY...

I hope you take this bit of business advice into consideration.  You know how you could straight KILL Comcast and take ALL their business?  If you did an ala carte menu that allows us to pick which channels we wanted at a certain price.  Say for instance my household doesn't watch BET or MTV...we wouldn't choose those.  We'd choose Discovery Channel and Discovery Health. 

Dude...you would soooooooooooo clean up if folks felt they had more control over their bill and only had the channels they REALLY watch.

I think I'm on to something here.  If you need me to be on the board to ruin Comcast and put them outta business...I'M YA GIRL!  I've finally had enough of being treating like ish by them. 

Holla atcha girl!

Monica.Mingo@comcast.net

Plaxico Burress: WHAT A DUMBAZZ!

YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS ISH UP!  http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/79470-teammate-helped-plaxico-hide-gun

THIS DUDE MIGHT MAKE THE COVETED DUMBAZZ OF THE YEAR AWARD. (Won previously by Michael Vick and T.I. among other DUMBAZZ'S that have everything but can't leave that ghetto shit alone.)

Seriously.

Dear USA Network:

On Sunday mornings I enjoy my breakfast in bed after Joel Osteen and watch my fave USA Network shows after.  Today the line up was "The Starter Wife" which is one of my fave shows so after that went off...I got up and had my bubble bath.  Then...it was out to get dressed and head downstairs to watch "Meet the Press."

Normal for me. 

As I was getting dressed, the television in my bedroom was still on USA Network and one of Ice Cube's Friday movies was on.  The one about Christmas.  I was half listening while I was in my sock drawer and noted that DeDe said the word bullshit but your network took the time to do a voiceover to make him say something dumb like bullSAUSAGES or something equally ridiculous in place of the word SHIT.

I'm cool with that.  It's Sunday morning and kids are walking around the house.

I laughed thinking of what other kinda words they could have used.  bullSNAKES.  bullSKITTLES.  bullSAFEWAY.  You know...silly ish that I'm known for.  As I was laughing at my game DeDe said a few more cuss words that you took the time to replace with a voiceover that cracked me up.  Then...

DeDe said the N-word.

No bleep.

No voiceover.

Nothing.

I stood there with my mouth wide the fug open cuz if there ever was a word that didn't need to be on television during a time when there are concessions made for the public and the rating system...THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING WORD THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING BLEEPED, VOICEOVER-ED OR SOMETHING.

I mean really.

Now, thanks to you, the USA Network, I'm in a foul azz mood and I'm about to send you this in an email so you fuckshits know just how pissed off that shit made me using the form on this page:  http://www.usanetwork.com/feedback.

If you're gonna bleep the cuss words Imma need you to bleep them ALL.  Or...just don't even play shit like that.  Leave movies like that to the HBO's of the world to play...with the full rating/warning system in place.

Don't be a buncha dumb azz fuckshits.

Seriously.

Monica Mingo

P.S.  In the event this pisses off anyone other than me...send their azzes some feedback too.

DOES THIS PISS OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN ME?  WHAT SAY YOU?

Happy Birthday Sissy!

(She's not big on birthdays so whisper.....shhhhhhhh...)

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What say you?

To me...she's doing about 3 things too many.

Opposite Day!

Know how all the nerd kids really wished they were cool so they waited until they had mad loot and went through a transformation to make themselves look cool?

I STILL can't believe folks were obsessed with this ish:

Dude...this ish is CRAZY. NeNe: I thought you wore it for style. So her hair fell out cuz thought she had cancer...but she didn't have cancer. Shelly: So did they make her take chemo? Me: Stop talking to me.

TWIT OF THE DAY!

TheTravelDiva: You know the bathrm in hotel is too small when if u fell out of shower u would end up in toilet.

My View

I'm on one end of the sofa with my puter and E is on the other end with, what is prolly more his than my computer...ROFL!

That kid been here before cuz his chilling out game is SERIOUS.

Assvice (Heather 2008)

When you don't have shit to say other than some old cliche shit...just don't say nuttin.  Nobody wants to hear that shit.  Let me repeat myself...

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!

Just STOP.  Just fuggin stop.  You ain't gotta say ish...comment about something you CAN say something about.  The rest?  Just walk on by.  Go comment on a "True or False" and leave the serious shit to folks who admit that it's fugged up or have something REALLY constructive to say.

Shit.

Messed up childhood...

What was your childhood like?  Was I the only one with a fugged up one?  (I hope so...I really, really hope so..*sigh*)

Damn Tyrant

My father was a tyrant.  He sooo was.  The kinda guy that would be good as head of torture in a country which condones torture.  (Oh...wait...um...erra...that's been us for the past 7 years huh?  Hmmm...MOVING ON.)

One thing he used to do drove me flipping BATTY!  It would be a Louisiana summer and it was hot as hell.  So you're trying to stay in the house in the good, cool air.  His azz would be posted up watching television or working on one of his model planes.  He'd walk out of his room work area and into the room where you were sitting minding your own damn business reading and yell at you...GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!

And we, knowing his azz was quick to throw something at you if you didn't move when he said move, would jump up knocking shit over pretending to look busy.  Lifting the damn corner of your shirt and shit spit shining the phone or some other sorta nonsense.  Breathing hot breath on the window and using your sleeve to polish it all the time keeping his evil azz in your peripheral so you know when to duck if he wasn't convinced you were busy enough acting.

All you had to do was keep it up until his dumb azz went back to his hobby and then you could find another hiding spot and finish your book. 

In peace.

That's where I got my major issue from.  Bitching.  I can't STAND bitching.  Not even a little bit.  Leave me be man.  Just leave me be. Take all that bitching somewhere else cuz I just CAN'T deal with it.  I'm not one for all that arguing and will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to shut your azz up...be it pay some money, leave, or, in my younger, dumber days...slap your azz.

Because of this, in my old age, I bristle quickly.  I don't wanna hear ish other than what I want to hear.  I don't think I have any unreasonable requests of anyone because I don't ask anyone for ish.  All I ask, need, REQUIRE is to be left in PEACE. And I will do ANYTHING to keep the peace.  Folks will tell you that I will straight SHUT.DOWN and get a look on my face something awful.  I'm not about to start arguing.  I'm not about to start bitching.  I'm about to shut you up in the quickest way possible so I can escape to my peace and quiet.

I can only deal with certain people when I feel like dealing with them and that includes a WHOOOOOOLLEEEE lot of family.  (Most who don't even know.)  I ain't no hang out every day sorta chick and I think the only two people I COULD see every day would be Robby and E.  Robby, because he knows me well and E...well...I just can't say no to that kid and he's pretty low maintenance.  I never mind having him around cuz he entertains himself with no problems whatsoever.  He knows Ms. Monica well too and only harryasses me when it's absolutely necessary.

These are some of the things that are legacies of my father.  He screwed me up something proper.  I'm trying...I promise you I am.

Soooooo...how do you know when you're depressed.  You know...when you're someone like me. 

Oh...you know.

It's a mess when you know good and well you need to go talk to someone about your bitter hurt and disappointment but you can't see yourself making an appointment cuz you know you'll need to go back OFTEN and you're just not ready for responsibility yet.

Yup.  I'm depressed.  And it's the worst it's been in a long, long time.  That baby shit did me in man.  It really did.  I can't believe another Christmas is here and we don't have a baby.  I look at my flat stomach and I get pissed.  I get soooooooooo pissed. 

Sometimes I can't BREATHE.  I have to throw my head back and open my mouth to take deep, deep breaths just so I can pull myself back.  Just so I can breathe.  I'm really scared it's going to take too much to come back from.  I'm really scared I will never want to do anything again that I love to do that takes me out of my home and out of my comfort level.

Yeah I know...I need to get on the good foot.

I said all that to say that I hate bitching in any form coming from anyone directed to any ONE.

Me and bitching?  No.No. 

Miss me with that shit.  I had it for 17 years of my life.

Cellphone

I just met a person who doesn't do cellphones. Second person this year I've met.

Do YOU know anyone?

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Comcast Rates Increase Nov. 1 and they STILL SUCK!

I admit to never looking at household bills to do anything except pay them.  I was in the middle of paying bills today and I noted that our Comcast is $172 per month.

Let me repeat that.

Our Comcast bill is $172 per month.  I picked up the phone and called them because I didn't remember the bill being that expensive.

Turns out I was right.  On November 1, Comcast raised their rates because of the nation's changeover to digital broadcasting which confuses me because all my equipment is digital already so I won't need anything replaced and whatnot.  According to the rep I spoke with, Comcast has to change THEIR equipment to keep up with the change to digital but I'm thinking to myself...hell...if WE have digital services and have had them FOR YEARS...WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THEY CHANGING THAT INCREASED THE RATE THIS MUCH?????

COMCAST IS ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT.  AS ALWAYS!

True or False?

"If you're at a dinner party and not sitting next to the person you attended with...it's rude as FUG to switch the place cards to sit next to them."

Miniature Frames

I totally hate these. I hate them as magnets for the fridge, as keychains, as lockets, as travel frames etc. But I hate them more than ANYTHING as Christmas ornaments.

It's one on my "things." If I put a pic in a frame I don't want to have to squint to make out who's in it.

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Convo at 13700

At home with relative in Louisiana...

Me:  I can't be there on the 14th.  I'm having a Holiday party that day.
Relative:  You're always having something.
Me:  I know.  I like the hostess gifts I get.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I.AM.SOOOOOOOOO DUMB!

One of our guests on Thursday brought me these and I have to say I'm way, way, waaaaaay loving it!  I put it out this morning marveling at the fact that she remembered how much I love the color orange.  :)  http://www.crateandbarrel.com/Family.aspx?c=690&f=28058

CreoleInDC Simple Hostess gift idea (1 of PLENTY!):  http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2007/12/simple-hostess.html

We need a sectional or there will NEVER be peace!

You CAN'T have whatever you like...

I have never participated in any wedding, AS A BRIDESMAID, I was asked to be a bridesmaid in.

I'm not bridesmaidish.

I don't like dressing like other women and I have control issues so it would be EXTREMELY difficult for me to allow ANOTHER woman to pick out a dress for me to wear THAT I GOTTA PAY FOR.

Maybe that's just me.

I've held this mantra all my days and most folks know it well enough to not even bring it up.  Cojoe on the other hand?????  Makes his own rules.

*sigh*

Cojoe:  So I just made the official deal to secure your spot in the wedding party.
Me:  Huh?
Cojoe:  Yeah...I got you a spot.
Me:  On your side of the alter?  With our boys?
Cojoe:  Um...no...over there...with the girls.
Me:  With girls I don't know.
Cojoe:  That's where the girls are.
Me:  I can't be the best broad on your side?
Cojoe:  I doubt it's gonna work like that.
Me:  You know I don't dress like other women right?
Cojoe:  Not even for your best friend?
Me:  That's cold bruh...foul on the play.
Cojoe:  Your baby brother?
Me:  *sigh*
Cojoe:  So yeah...you got your spot...talk to you tomorrow.

No one ever listens to me anymore.

True or False?

"When men attempt bold gestures it's generally considered romantic.  When women attempt bold gestures it's often considered desperate or crazy."

"Sex and the City" UGH!

I still hate Carey for hurting Aidan.  Every time I think on it I get mad at her azz.

Humph.

From SIP: Bit in the Azz

So…when Monnie was younger there was this Creole lady who was FLAWLESS and had the snootiest attitude of anyone she has met to this day.  We’ll call her Ms. SnootyPatooty.

So…Ms. Snooty Patooty looked down her nose at all things and people UN-snooty and NON-Creole.  See…where we’re from…having money and a good life for some reason came synonymous with being a bitch and looking down on folks who DIDN’T have money.  Folks could have money and have a heart made out of shards and they’d forgive them anything.  Good people without money…didn’t have the time of day for them.  Creole’s got a pass if you weren’t moneyed…but it came with a price.  You had to take shit if you wanted to participate in certain things.

Well…needless to say…my mother couldn’t STAND Ms. Snooty Patooty.  She was one of the only people I ever saw my mother be nice-nasty to.  See…my mother didn’t have a SIP.  She couldn’t fake the funk.  (Yes…I take after my father.  I look just like him and SIP is DEFINITELY HIM UP…DOWN…DIAGONALLY, COUNTER CLOCKWISE, CLOCKWISE…SERIOUSLY!)

N E WAY.

From SIP: NOTE!

When I'm watching tv and a person with unfortunate features is giving beauty and /or fashion advice...I change the channel. 

Evil I know...

DOING-T IT!

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Dear The Broke Socialite:

My girl, The Broke Socialite, has a FABULOUS post up on her site that you all should check out regarding Christmas cards and whatnot.  I decided to show her just how anal I REALLY am about the holiday process.  LOL!  Remember I gave you guys this system as a "Christmas present" last year so I hope you all downloaded it and are using it properly.  I keep my holiday manual in the bag with my Christmas cards I bought at the after Christmas sales from Papyrus along with my fancy pens with the silver and gold ink in em that make me smile as I write notes to my friends in my holiday cards.

Calendars for November and December through 2012.  FOR NOW.  Helps with your holiday planning.

Card list.  I have several sheets of this one, of course.  I add recipients to it as soon as I get cards from folks.

Gift list.  I gotta keep up with what I give folks so I don't give the same.  I also need to keep track of folk's sizes and whatnot so I don't mess up something awful.  Me likey mucho.

The pocket holds cards that I really liked with ideas to incorporate in future years.

If you don't remember what you did with yours from last year...http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2007/12/2007-christmas.html

Randoms of a Creole Princess

I saw a lady today whose hair was so dirty she smelled like musty sweat on an azz that's been hiking in the dessert for three days sans shower.  She made me gag and I thought I was gonna throw up.

I had a plate of leftovers today.  WHY DO THEY TASTE BETTER THAN THEY DID YESTERDAY?????  Dang I wish I could say no.

I tried to start Twights today.  Twitter + Fight = Twight.  No such luck.  My followers aren't rude.

Jordan almonds were sent here by the devil.

Southern Comfort cake should never be made.  EVER!

I have gained 3 pounds in two days.  Might not be a big deal to yall...but it's worrying me.  I shall overcome.

Shining Star was supposed to call me tonight at 6:00.  She's gonna get cut.

We continue to send Cojoe destination wedding location ideas...haven't heard back.

My best friend is getting married.  I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo happy! 

The mic on my MacBook Pro sounds like it's going out.  I have an appointment tomorrow and have a feeling they are gonna hafta keep my baby.  I'm taking my portable external harddrive with me just in case.

Yes...I have a backup puter...but EL touched it yesterday so I might have to burn it.

I don't like ANYONE messing with my computer.  AS IN NO-ONE!  I used to feel that way and then let someone I trust use one of my puters...THEY HURT IT AND I ALMOST DIED A LONG, SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH!  Because of this...I don't let ANYONE touch my personal puter.EVER.AGAIN. 

Use the backup/guest puter.  Better for our relationship.  TRUST.

My Grandmother is not pleased with me. 

I like to curl up with Robby is his super big overstuffed ugly azz dark green pleather recliner that he was allowed to keep from his bachelorhood.  As much as I bitch about it...I guess I really do love that chair.

My turkey was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.  Organic ain't cheap but only cuz you're used to frozen birds mass produced and pumped with flavor.  They can afford to be cheap.

I never buy frozen meat or seafood.  Nerp. 

I walked around the mall today good and cozily dressed.  Thirty minutes in...I had moist booty.  I HATE moist booty.  UGH!  BATHROOM PLEASE!

I overheard a conversation today in Spanish that got some folks a SIPbrow.  They think American women don't get married cuz we're not pretty enough.

When E is wearing a hoodie he keeps the hood on even in the house.  Until I tell him I'm tired of the Unibomber look.  He's grinning at me right now.  Imma fight that kid man.  ROFL!  His mama is on a date with her lil fast tail.  (Two dates in two years = fast tail!  LOL!)

Gladys sent me a damn text talking about all her Black Friday loot.  My answer?  So.

Tiffany In Houston's guy came over to her parent's home y for Thanksgiving dinner and stayed for about an hour.  Everyone was very well behaved and I think she's still grinning.  :)  I know I am.

I like to Twitter but I do NOT allow everyone to follow me.  The kid skrait STALKS folks Twitter pages first.  Then I follow or block.  Mostly BLOCK.  I ain't selling ish and I ain't CEO of ish so I ain't gotta be nice to folks all willy nilly.  NERP.

Ms. Olga is going to Columbia for the month of December.

Lemme repeat...

MS. OLGA IS GOING TO COLUMBIA FOR THE MONTH OF DECEMBER.  DURING THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY MONTH WHEN I'M HAVING A HOLIDAY PARTY AND TWO DINNER PARTIES.

KILL.ME.NOW.

I'm on the phone with Shelly...she's talking about it's hot...I hate her big wobble head azz.

I shopped today.  Monnie shopping.  No details forthcoming.  Nerp.

What's on YOUR mind?  Are you as random as I am sometimes?

Vlog-A-Day Challenge: Day 9! - Black Hair at Dominican Salon and Black Friday!

Mumbai Twitter and the reason Obama NEEDS his Blackberry!!!!!

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=mumbai

Technology at it's finest. 

I've been reading all about how folks have been twittering away during the crisis in Mumbai and giving constant updates.  Well...turns out the damn terrorists were reading the damn twits!  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ISH?  The damn government had to send out a twit asking folks to stop twittering certain stuff so they could catch the terrorists! 

Folks were getting updated via Twitter information that it took the news organizations HOURS to put together!  Man...that's just AMAZING!

Absolutely AMAZING!

Dude...this world has changed something MAJOR!  Remember this?  http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/25/twitter.buck/index.html

What say you?  Do you Twitter?  Would you know to do a Twit if you were in a situation and needed the ear of a bunch of people QUICK cuz some ish was going down?

Gamucci Electronic Cigarette and Black Friday Shopping

Whoever said folks wouldn't be shopping wasn't at my favorite mall today cuz people were EVERYWHERE!

I couldn't believe this madness and came SKRAIT home to google it!  Electronic Cigarette by Gamucci:  http://www.gamucci.com/ 

Isn't this weird as HELL??????  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-566351/The-electric-cigarette-gives-nicotine-hit-gets-round-smoking-ban.html  FOLKS TAKING ISH TOO FAR!  What's next?  The iSmoke?  In 5 fashion forward colors?  Sheesh...gimme a damn break idjits.

I love the Christmas decorations in Macy's...made me think of Obama's campaign.  I BELIEVE!  YES WE CAN!

I don't wanna see any of you with this bag and these shoes okay?  Unless you are 86 and living in Miami.  Mr. Weitzman should be ASHAMED!

Oh...and over age 16...please don't get this bag.  Thank you in advance.

Sephora was too packed for me to go in.  Fortunately I didn't need anything anyway.

I wanted to get a hardshell case for my small Mac...but I TOTALLY vetoed that after looking in the Apple store:

Riddle me this Batman.  How in the WORLD is this store always, ALWAYS packed? 

I went in today for the first time just to see what in the world's world and ran into this wall:

And this...SPLAIN PLEASE!  It's worse than Forever 41NOT!  At least in there you can find some disposable tops every now and then.

True or False?

"American women have more of a say over whether or not they get married which is the reason more don't get married. Other cultures seem to make it a REQUIREMENT for women to marry, even forcing them to marry someone they don't want to."

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Zella

Know what ALWAYS makes me happy? Finding Zella pieces on sale. *sigh* I love life.

What brand makes you happy when you find on sale?

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Shopping

If my mall is any indication...and unless these folks are carrying empty bags...folks shopping.

What about your mall? (Yes I'm headed to the bag dept at Nordies.)

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Mall Parking

Have you ever left the mall cuz you couldn't find parking?

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Soft Hair

Can hair be too soft?

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True or False?

"American women don't bother enough with look like feminine ladies. That's why women of other cultures get married more than them. "

(NOTE...I couldn't word that any better. )

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Scenario from Twitter

A young lady worked for a company that went bankrupt.

Everyone was laid off.

The company didn't pay their American Express Corporate cards.

American Express is now calling the employees to pay up.

What say you?

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S/O Fashion

When you're going somewhere with your S/O do you make more of an effort with your appearance even if it's to the grocery store?

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Fake It?

If someone gave you a scarf with the classic Burberry pattern but it wasn't Burberry...would you wear it?

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Traffic

I always try and keep my site entertaining and informative and sometimes it's hard to do.  At one point in my bloglife I tried to think about what people would want to read about and it got kinda hard to do so in a fit of being the brat I've always been I let SIP come out and play and formally introduced him. (For those who don't know SIP is my Dad.  ROFL.  I am soooooo serious.)

Well...that worked because I stopped caring what the heck I thought folks wanted to read about and started writing whatever the heck I wanted to say.  Like...whatever popped up in my brain.  Crazy stuff that had no rhyme or reason and just came from no where.

(I just had my glass of of hot water and lemon...I need to write faster cuz I'm sure Imma hafta hit the porcelain throne soon.  THANK GOODNESS!)

See?  That right there.  Folks prolly chuckled thinking...I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT.  BELIEVE IT BABY!

I do what I want.

Entourage: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Lovely

We've had such a lovely Thanksgiving and I'm sure you guys did too.

What time did you sit down for dinner?

How many people attended?  How many kids?

What was your favorite dish?  Who cooked it?

Did you eat too much?

Do you have lots of leftovers?

Was there wine?  Red, white or both?

THANKSGIVING WITH CBEAN!!!!!!!

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