I had to pick up The Robinator from the airport and since I hadn't seen him since Saturday I took extra steps to make sure I was cute. Combed my hair, put on a cute outfit and some bronzer. When I sneeze my eyes water so no mascara or other eye stuff.
Off to get The Robinator.
Me: Hey honey I missed you!
Robby: (hug and kiss me) Come on. Let's get you home. You need to get back in the bed.
Me: Are you saying I look like crap?
Robby: (putting me in the truck) You know what you look like. We have mirrors at home.
Monica Mingo
