Rantings of a Creole Princess

Live Blogging the 2010 Grammy's!

2009's Live Blogging of the Grammy's

It's 2010 folks and we are continuing with a tradition of live blogging the Grammy's.  I'm mid-way through my second glass of wine so I'm sure by the end of the show...I'll be wasted so yeah...if you're offended by cussing and such...I'd stop reading in about 20 minutes cuz the kid is well known to sailor it up once I've hit the bottom of numero two.  Mmmmkay?

Dear NFL

DO.NOT.GET.IT.TWISTED!  WE GO HARD!

My Celebrity Look-A-Likes?????????????????

Da hell?  

Do your own at MyHeritage.com

What If Scenario...

You HAD to go somewhere in the snow.

Took you 3 hours to get there.

2 hours to return.

You drove EXTRA careful.

There were more than 30 accidents during your drive.

You stopped counting.

You get home, TIRED.AS.HELL! and park in your spot.

You're walking to your front door and...

...the neighbor you can't STAND because he's an azz is driving too fast...starts sliding and slams RIGHT into your parked car.

What do you do?

How do you react?

DO YOU REACH TO BEAT DAT AZZ???

Question...

Do you get enough calcium?

We have PLENTY of super smart kids around these parts!

http://pbskids.org/writerscontest/

Hey Y'all!

Whatchall doing today? How's the weather out by y'all?

Seriously MDOT???????

Why are there like 9 trucks just sitting on side of the road instead of cleaning this mess? FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!

Dear MDOT:

Say bruh...this makes no sense. The reason there are so many accidents is because y'all didn't clean the damn highways. Can't BELIEVE how badly y'all dropped the ball on this. Sheesh!

Vanessa Williams' Fit: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

"Michael Jackson's THIS IS IT"

Do you plan on purchasing?

Scenario...

The love of your life is marrying another woman after you and he had a REALLY bad break-up over a year ago.

His parents and your parents are next door neighbors/best couple friends.

Do you have a problem with them attending his wedding?

Uncooked Seasoned Meat

Do you buy uncooked but seasoned meat and fish?  Why or why not?

Madame Obama's State of the Union Fit: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Yall know I was kinda hot the night of the speech so I wasn't really looking at fashion and whatnot...but whatchall thought of this fit?

Name this look!

For Sale by Owner

At this stage in your life...with the economy as it is...would you rather RENT or BUY?

Has this climate changed your perception of home ownership any?

Scenario...

You're walking into a store.

A hard looking teenager is standing next to the door leaned up against the wall.

Him:  Your body is sick.  Can I go home with you when you leave?

What do you do and say?

Things that make me laugh!

Do I look warm and fuzzy today?

...or stoopit?

Why ask why?

Why is it okay to pick your own nose but it grosses you out when you see someone else pick their nose?

Your turn. Why ____________?

Scenario...

You're dating a guy seriously.
He hardly ever sleeps over at your place.
To be honest...his place is FAR nicer than yours and he's used to living the way he lives.
You ask him why he never wants to stay at your place and he says he's just not comfortable there.
You press him and he admits that your level of cleanliness in your home is a major problem.
What do you say?
What do you do?

Hand Cream

What kind of hand cream do you use?

Facebook Statuses

I.AM.DYING at the fools thinking they look like Halle and Darren Sharper. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fool! You know we know what you look like right???????

People are FUN.TAY!

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Do you think that if a man proposed to you with a ring you didn't like it meant he was not the right man for you?

Do you think if a woman told a man she didn't like the ring he picked out he'd feel she's not the woman for him?

Mama Nem

Have you ever dated someone your parents like more than you did?

Question...

Do you allow guys to pick you up from home on the first date? Is the answer contingent upon how you met them?

Scenario...Part 2

You had a really great date.

He's smart, funny, charming and a gentleman.

Everything you're looking for in a guy.

You wanted to show him that you're a good thoughtful person too so when the bill comes you reach for your wallet.

He asks you what you're doing and you tell him you don't mind going dutch.

He tells you no...he's got it and then he changes. 

He's not rude or anything...just...different.  Polite.

You try and make small conversation with him and he's being very polite and not talkative at all.

You part ways.

5 days later...you haven't heard from him nor have you attempted to call or email him.

What do you do?

(SIP:  NOBODY LISTENS TO ME EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Sins of the Mother" on Lifetime Movie Network

Will YOU watch?

Ex Dude

Do you have an ex that you would consider taking back? 

Online Dating Questions From My Inbox:

While doing online dating...at what point do you feel comfortable enough to stop asking questions back and forth via email and exchange phone numbers?

Is it okay to chat with multiple people at the same time?

Taraji's Fit: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

From Nerd Girl: Amber Rose's Fit - HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

SHEILA HAD HER PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sooooo needed something to make me smile tonight!  I was emptying out my Junk Mail on the blog email and found this!  I am soooooooooo sorry I didn't see it before!  She is sooooooooooo beautiful Ms. Sheila!  Congrats, congrats, congrats! 

Princess Natalie Elizabeth is here!! 7lbs 1oz born 2:15 pm Jan. 13. 

Welcome to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!  And I'm sooooooooo sorry we're late!

Wine School

If you're in the DMV and interested in attending a wine seminar with The Usual Suspects this Spring taught by a wine expert...send me an email at [email protected] with the subject:  Wine School

Cell Phone Cameras and Shoes!

Whatchu rocking playas? Send me a pic! [email protected]

 

PMS at 13700...

Sometimes I Lie...

Chick with UBER crunchy hair rolls up on Sissy and I while shopping...

Chick: Can I give you my card?
Sissy: What do you do?
SIP: *BLINK*
Chick: Pre-paid legal.
Sissy: (laugh) No. I have a lawyer on retainer.
SIP: (walking away) My father's a lawyer.

Imma need folks to stop rolling up on me hawking noni juice. Anybody ever rolled up on you while shopping?

Sister Friend

Do you consider your sister a friend?

My new FAVORITE site in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

There, I Fixed It

Leave it to 1969 to find this gem and share!  LOL!

What's your favorite one?

Compass Life Coach?

I've been getting a lot of emails and messages from people who are Life Coaches.

What do YOU think of a Life Coach?

(SIP:  Smells like noni juice to me.)

Scenario...Hmmmmmm...

A guy asks you out on a date.

You talk the night before the date and find out he's been laid off for a while now.

He's a good guy and you like what you know about him.

You're looking forward to dinner.

How do you handle who pays the check?

From 1969: Did oneblackman get a new car?

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Converse Chuck Taylor® Sequined Sneaker

What type of Spanx do I own?

Sorry...seems a few folks wanted to know this and I ain't responding to a bunch of emails bout Spanx.  I own these:  Slim Cognito Seamless Mid-Thigh Bodysuit

And no...I don't wear underwear underneath them.  Why?  Because they ARE underwear.  *BLINK*

My only complaint with Spanx is they don't come in brown.  The color "nude" always gets a side eye from me.  YA HEAR THAT SPANX PEOPLE?????  BROWN!

Sade New Tracks

In Another Time by PinBoardBlog.com Skin www.pinboardblog.com by PinBoardBlog.com Moon and the Sky www.pinboardblog.com by PinBoardBlog.com

Lucy converts yet ANOTHER non-doggie person!

Think you don't NEED Spanx or something like em?

Think again.

If you wear form fitting dresses (even if they have a built in "under dress"...Erica B.  tell us what that's called cuz you KNOW you knoW!  LOL!) then you need to wear something to clean up the lines of the dress from underneath it.  Sure...you might have the tightest body in the world but that's not the point.  The point is to have an elegant line and not have folks seeing imprints of your undergarments which is distracting as hell.

This is the dress I purchased my Spanx for.  Here I am first WITHOUT the Spanx:

Tell the truth and shame the devil!

How do you feel about gays in the military?

Question...

How long ago was your last date?  What did you do?  Did you have a good time?  Did you/will you see the person again?  Why or why not?  Anything you or the date could have done better?

Dress Rehearsal

What's a good first date outfit for you? How old are you?