2009's Live Blogging of the Grammy's
It's 2010 folks and we are continuing with a tradition of live blogging the Grammy's. I'm mid-way through my second glass of wine so I'm sure by the end of the show...I'll be wasted so yeah...if you're offended by cussing and such...I'd stop reading in about 20 minutes cuz the kid is well known to sailor it up once I've hit the bottom of numero two. Mmmmkay?
Now...this Lady Gaga chick. I'm not really that much into her. She's edgy and I can see where folks would like her but she's just not my thingamadooby. If Imma jam with a woman in a leotard it's gonna be Beyonce dammit. At least then I have something to focus on during my morning workout.
WAIT! IS THAT MY BOY? IS THAT SIR ELTON?????????????? Why is old girl dirty now? Oh wait...they threw her in the fire. What's his earring doing? That matched her dress from earlier. You know...the dress that looked like a 5th grader's science project.
This singing ain't all that. Is it just me? She's kissing the mic.
I hate it when dinner is cooking and my husband asks me "What's that smell?" I think he does it solely to irk me. I'm kinda mad at Gaga right now for having Sir Elton all dirty looking. I just don't like that. It's Sir Elton for goodness sake! It's like she doesn't respect her elders. Hell...Sir Elton is who her azz is trying to be. Imma fight her.
Yes...I have the bottle of wine RIGHT beside me. Imma need it it seems.
Mr. Colbert is in the hizzouse! (DO FOLKS STILL SAY HIZZOUSE? Prolly not.) Why didn't Jay Z say what up back? See..that's that New York ish. Just...ew.
Colbert's humor might be over the head of the Grammy's audience however. I think dude is HILARIOUS but they won't get every third word he says. "Stay away from Katy Perry." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't care whatchall say...dude is funny.
"Susan Boyle sent sexy back!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SONG OF THE YEAR - BEYONCE BABY! DUH! I TYPED THAT BEFORE THEY ANNOUNCED HER NAME!
Am hollering at them cutting fools mics off fo'real! I know Kanye is feeling good that Beyonce won. Taylor is happy too I believe.
Hey JLo! Glad you got some clothes on girl! You know we old right? RIGHT!
I'm taking this opportunity to pour more wine while this "American Idiot" stuff is on. Sorry...I suck being all non-artisticky and whatnot.
To be honest I'd be happy with every music awards show doing a tribute to Michael Jackson from now on till forever. Well...cept the BET awards. I wish they'd just leave ish alone.
I'd like to make an announcement folks. McDonald's snack wrap isn't sexy. In fact...it's anything BUT. DON'T BE FOOLED MAN! DON'T.BE.FOOLED!
I heard nothing sucks more than "When In Rome." I hope the critics are wrong cuz I love me some Josh Drummel.
Congrats Taylor Swift! Um...me no likey your dress. Kanye isn't there is he? I don't think so. I'm thinking he and Bald Barbie are still overseas.
Why is Simon Baker on here? Oh...yeah...this is CBS and they know they are decidedly NOT cool so they are going to milk this for all they can.
HERE COMES BEYONCE BABY! I.LOVE.ME.SOME.BEY! THIS CHICK HAS A BATTALION WITH HER! (Um...Bey...don't grab your crotch. Mmmkay? Katy Perry might get the wrong idea. Love, Monnie.) Um...this performance is kinda off to me. Is it just me?
Nobody can flip a wig like Bey. It's like...hair takes a LIFE of it's own on her. Like it's Beyonce, Sasha Fierce and Hair UP THERE.
OKAY...This is new. This is what I like about this chick. She's not afraid to take chances with new stuff. She keeps you guessing what's next. AND...she fuggin OWNS a venue! I'm mad for her knees right now though. That ish looks like it hurt. My knees would be mad at me. Hell...they mad right now for me even watching.
So now we're back to the boy song. Bey be surprising. Me likey Bey. Imma get me a weave. Would yall be surprised?
Hi CreoleInDC,
AR Gal (yourluckychance@yahoo.com) has left you a comment:Beyonce=Boooooo
AR Gal is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!
Hi CreoleInDC,
Pinky (cruelsummer007@yahoo.com) has left you a comment:
Does Taylor Swift really deserve all of these accolades?
Well? I don't listen to her music so I really don't know.
It's baby making Seal. Hey Seal! Love yall!
Now Pink? Love me some her. I 'ont care what yall say...Pink is who I'd be if I were a singer/musician/non-dancer. I'd talk shit and beat on my husband and make fun of everybody and not give a flying fugness.
OOOOOOOH! NEW WORD ALERT! FUGNESS! ME THINKS ME LIKEY!
AR Gal is STILL evil.
So there.
ROFL!
Yes Pink. I've hated myself for staring at the phone. But when it didn't ring...I'd go do something.
Wait...I wouldn't be wearing no damn strips of ribbon that's for damn sure. Pink has gone the way of gaga...HOWEVER...this spinning in the sheet thingy is HOT.NESS.PERSONIFIED! AND SHE'S STILL SINGING FOR REAL! That girl got voice!
Da hell? She's taking a shower? In public? Imma need her to stop. BUT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING! THIS ISH IS HOT! HOW DID HER MIC NOT SHOCK THE SHAT OUTTA HER BEING WET AND WHATNOT? WHO KNEW PINK WAS ONE OF THEM TRAPAZOID PEOPLES??????????????????????????????????????? GO PINK! NOW THAT'S A PERFORMANCE!
Sorry...I'm totally zoning out at these people.
Whatchall think about these fits? Who is da hottest?
Congrats Zac-knit-hat-dude-that-I-don't-know!
Don't tell Bey but I think the try-really-hard-to-be-sexy chick won this one. ROFL!
THAT DRESS IS HOT.AS.FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miley. *YAWN*
Black Eyed Peas. I 'ont mean no harm but shouldn't Wyclef be in Haiti?
My name is Monnie and Imma be making movies. Imma be accepting awards. Imma be making moves. Oh...wait...this ain't bout me huh?
Sorry. :) I can't be telling yall all my bizness no-a-ways. Why? HATERS LURK! They're good at it. LOL!
The best part of my live blogging? YALL'S COMMENTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YALL ARE FUNNY AS FUG!!!!!!
oneblackman is at the Grammy's and just text'd me to say folks are mad as HELL that they ran outta 3-D glasses. I asked that fool if he got his and he said...DUH. ROFL! That's how we RUN.DAT! That's why he's my boy FO'REAL! LOL!
I wasn't all that pleased with how much hair my stylist cut off on Friday all in the name of a trim. In my world...more than an inch is NOT a trim. Color my ponytail WEAK fuggin 'round with her.
I'm still mad at The Jonas Brothers for singing with Stevie Wonderous last year. They made me mad.
This song is one big SNORE. Just doesn't seem right that the words "...it's a quarter after one and I'm a little drunk and I need you now..." should be a love duet. Seriously.
SERIOUSLY. Don't lie. You know you're thinking it too!
CONGRATS COLBERT!
I ain't mad at Ringo for being like 80. I bet he wears Spanx.
RECORD OF THE YEAR? Congrats Kings of Leon! (Off to Mr. Google.)
HEY ROBERT DOWNEY JR! LOVE.ME.SOME.HIM!
HEY JAMIE FOXX! That's the party song of the year fo shizzy! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ APOLOGIZING TO JAY Z!
Well that ish was hot!
Who is this amazon with this kid? I don't know ANYONE anymore!
I don't like Katy Perry. She took that kissing girl ish too far. I 'on't care who is cool with it...that ish is nasty. If you're gay...be gay hell.
CONGRATS GREEN DAY! YALL BE ROCKING!
Now yall know I loves me some patriotism music but did old dude at the piano forget what he was 'sposed to be doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know I'm going to be an evil old broad one day fo' real fo' sho'.
I ain't cuss really yet...but I'm bout to cuss now.
BITCH'WHAT????????????????????????????
JENNIFER HUDSON AIN'T MES-KIN WITCHALL!
Ms. Swift bores me. I'm not her audience and I wonder who her audience really is. Tweens seem much more hip than her music is. She's a sweet girl and seems like her mama keeps her right so Imma continue to be nice to her but yeah...um...erra...I don't "get" her fam-u-osity.
(SIP: Stop being nice to her cuz she's sweet! That heffa can't sing!)
Hey Lionel! Dude has absolutely NO WRINKLAGE! Imma be doing a mask por la manana messing 'round with him before I go to bed. Watch me.
I wonder if Jay Z get tired of Bey wearing gold stuff?
Quincy Jones should stay at home. Time for Mr. Jackson's tribute. 3D GLASSES ON! (Mine have a Disney logo. Hate if ya wanna!)
YALL AIN'T READY FOR CELINE DION! Hey URsher! MONICA MINGO LOVES HER SOME CARRIE UNDERWOOD! B'WHAT?????????????????????????????
HEY J'HUD! HEY SMOKEY! (I'm soooooooo glad he's not in cornrows with big bling earbobs and a hoodie tonight!) J'Hud's voice always gives me chills.
HEY PRINCE AND PARIS! (Paris' lil azz 'bet NOT make me cry again. I'm just getting over the memorial service hell. Seriously. I WILL fight a kid. Ask E.)
I want Sheryl Crow's body. Wait...I HAVE Sheryl Crow's body plus badonkadonk! PILATES BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi CreoleInDC,
Sonya (smorsh2003@yahoo.com) has left you a comment:
I know I am white...but cannot get into Bon Jovi.
SIP: I'm colorLESS and I can't get into it so...eh...
I used to LURVE me some Mos Def til I found out bout all them wives and chirren. Now I'm just like...eh...
Da hell Wyclef got on his feet? I don't know what he's saying to repeat.
Fancy music = BATHROOM BREAK!
Mary J. + fancy music = CAT BEING BEATEN TO BEETHOVEN.
The announcement part is always boring. Gave me time to pack Robby's lunch for tomorrow.
I missed that entire performance but I'll be DAMNED if I miss...AND RICKY MARTIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GO BEYONCE GO! (I'm surprised she kissed Jay Z though. They usually don't do that.) When I buy me some boobs from Brazil Imma wear dresses like that. WAIT! DID SHE THANK HUBBY? WOW.
Just...wow.
I'd thank Robby.
He'd cry.
LOL!
LL Cool J makes me feel old. Imma fight him.
I'm sorry but whenever I see Maxwell I think of his dance moves. ROFL! Don't tell 1969! LOL!
Where is the love Maxwell?????????? This "tribute" to Madame Roberta is FA-BU-LOUS! Mr. Maxwell respects the music that's fo' sho! LOVE.THAT!
Wait...I thought this ish was 'sposed to go off at 11:00?????????????????????????????????
Me sweepy.
And drunk.
I see Gaga is going to space after the show. That's the only explanation for that damn fit.
Tribute to Les Paul. I see the Grammy's are trying to do a public service and put us all to sleep.
Who told Quentin he could pop his collar? Was it Samuel Jackson?
Someone needs to tell Lil Cockroach (Lil Wayne) that nobody needs to see his GOT.DAMN.DRAWS! Who wants that thin material between them and his azz unless they were bout to tap that azz? Just...EW! I hate that tacky, hood, nasty azz dood. And Eminem? BOY.BYE! All that hood baby mama drama crap you got is ri-donk-u-lous!
Dear Drake: You light-skinned-ed...you can re-make yourself.
I LOVE ME SOME JOHN LEGEND! And Carlos ain't nothing to sneeze at musically neither!
ALBUM OF THE YEAR? B'WHAT????????????????????????? WHERE IS KANYE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRAMMY'S BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO VOTED FOR THIS ISH? BEAVERS WITHOUT THUMBS????? REALLY?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
