Me: I have a problem honey.
Robby: What?
Me: When I wake up in the morning I have a weird pain in the heel of my left foot.
Robby: Know what that means?
Me: (eagerly) What?
Robby: That you got a hurt foot.
SIP: *HARD.STARE*
Robby: Whatchu want me to say Monnie? I'm not a doctor. Go to the doctor hell!
SIP: *HARD.STARE*
