Yall know I love me some E.
That goes without saying. He's the smartest, funniest, most handsome Godson in the EN.TIRE.WORLD.
But he likes scaring people and think it's funny.
He scares his mommy, his grand-mommy, his great-grandparents and pretty much anyone else he has access to.
And he scares me.
A couple of weeks ago he scared me so badly when I walked in the house I was worried for his continued safety since I almost punched him in the chest thinking he was an intruder. He thought that ish was funny. I told him, very quietly...
SIP: Imma git you.
This morning we took my truck to the shop and I've been home all day. When it was time for E to get here I stayed really quiet so he didn't know I was home. Since my truck wasn't here I knew he'd assume I wasn't here either.
He's such a good boy because he walked in and put his backpack on the bench by the front door and was talking lovingly to Jaru and Lucy. Then he took Lucy out. As he was outside with Lucy...I hid in coat closet and waited for him to come in. When he walked in he bent down to wipe Lucy's feet and I simply reached out and lightly put my hand on his shoulder.
I didn't say a word.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby! WHEN I TELL YOU THAT LIL' BOY JUMPED OUTTA HIS SKIN I AM NOT TELLING STORIES! He then threw himself on the floor in a fetal position screaming for bloody murder and covering his head. (Good job Tsiporah...the boy knows how to protect his neck straight military style. ROFL!) His lil' azz was trembling and looking wild eyed like a trapped rabbit in a cage and I stepped over him quietly and walked back into the family room.
When he gathered himself he followed me and just sat there looking shelly-shocked. (Those of you who know Shelly know that when she's shocked she just sits there with her mouth open all quiet and ish. ROFL!)
SIP: I told you I was going to get you.
E: But wow T-Monnie. Just...wow...that was really bad.
SIP: I bet you stop scaring people after that huh?
E: Why'd you do that?
SIP: Because I care kiddo. Because I care.
I think he's good now whatchall think? ROFL!
Do you know any kids that like scaring people? Have you ever scared them back?
(SIP: Tsiporah...you may thank me later. ROFL!)
