Coming to a big dinner at 13700 generally means you will leave with enough food for at least two sit downs.
This Christmas however?
Negative!
I had a 7.81 pound prime rib roast, a ham, beaucoup dirty rice, mac 'n cheese, crabmeat dressing, green bean casserole, kale salad, ETC.
But I didn't let anyone take not even a morsel home.
Why?
Cuz the weather people kept saying that it was gonna be a damn blizzard outside and I wasn't 'bout to be in need of food and stuck in the house without it.
Well...the snow didn't come our way and baaaaaaaaaaaaaaby...I gotta lotta food left over STILL!
I've decided the weather people don't know jack.
I shoulda sent folks home with food.
Why?
Cuz I'm sick of it.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Do YOU have any leftovers left? Want some?