Women...lemme tell yall why none of yall have men? (Yes...I know that was a question mark,)
Cuz you don't keep yourself up. Listen. When you go to the gym you need to have on your push up bra with glitter betwix your breastasus and get you some of them sneakers with heels on them. When you go to sleep at night...comb your hair and put on makeup. Men shouldn't have to see you bare faced with your hair tied up. Just NO!
Sitting around the house in lounging pajamas? NO! BALL GOWNS DAMMIT! BALL GOWNS!
Men shouldn't have to do anything. You should go to work, keep a perfect house, keep the chirrens clean and quiet and then be ready to make a sans ropas tape after!
While you're at it...CHANGE THE OIL IN THE VEHICLES TOO!
Damn yall with all this compromising and helping fantasies. MEN.ARE.KING! THEY.KNOW.EVERY.SINGLE.THING!
