I'm not really a fan of new people. I find I'm the most comfortable with people who know my story and know why I'm the way I am. At my age I have my own baggage and I also have my own process by which I like to have things done as it relates to me being me. Those that love me and know me recognize that I can be bat.shat.crazy but that I'm the first person they can call if they need something. They know if it's some crazy...I'm prolly going to go off even as I'm in the middle of doing what they need me to do. And they know I GETS.IT.DONE! THE RIGHT WAY!
Nobody feels put upon cuz hell...they seriously know this is simply me. My bark is far worse than my bite and I've been accused of actually being a sucker with a heart soft as cotton and can cuss you out and hug you at the same time.
The thing I hate MOST about new people is when they try and tell YOU something about yourself they assume you don't know. For example:
I was recently accused of getting annoyed quickly. The way they said it was like...I'm telling you this to HELP you.
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SIP: Seriously...DUH. SHUT UP. DO WHAT THE HELL I ASKED YOU TO DO. AND IF YOUR AZZ STOPPED ATTEMPTING TO ANALYZE ME AND SIMPLY PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT THE HELL I ASKED YOU TO DO IN A POLITE AND CURTEOUS MANNER...WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS FAKE AZZ COME TO JESUS MOMENT BROUGHT TO US TODAY BY YOUR RECOGNIZING THAT YOU FUGGED UP SOMETHING SIMPLE AND KNEW IT WOULD PISS ME THE FUG OFF.
Me: My apologies if you believe my annoyance has anything to do with anything other than I just need A,B,C done so that I may get D completed. Is there any additional information you need from me in order to get it done?
New people give me heart palpatations.
They really, really do.
