Rantings of a Creole Princess

Look who I found!

Front page of USA Today...

...is asking if dating is dead.

What say you? Is it? Anybody read the article yet? I'm about to on the plane.

SIP Pet Peeve #1,642

Okay...I will admit to being tired as hell and therefore as cranky as all get out but you know what really irks the pig shat outta me? A public bathroom stall without hooks. ESPECIALLY in an airport.

Is it just me? Why in the hell wouldn't this be standard??????

True or False?

Ain't nothing worse than dealing with someone who USED to be the ish and aren't really anymore.

Question...

Do you remember who you were dating when you were 24?

Question...

If you've seen "Black Swan" do you think it's something a 16 year old should watch?

You know your hair is dirty when...

...it's night time and you have to use your sunglasses as a headband.

Your turn.  Fill in the blank.

You know your hair is dirty when _______.

What say YOU?

Nancy Grace: HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Nancy Grace

Breastfeeding Baby Doll

Breast Milk Baby Doll Causing Controversy

Would you buy this for YOUR daughter?

Question...

Have you ever been in a meeting and was offended by someone in the meeting?  What did you do?

LOL!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt...

Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car

Me:  Could you imagine?

Robby:  No I couldn't.

Me:  And the mama didn't want to press charges cuz she's an honor student.

Robby:  There's no honor there.

Whatchu know 'bout Gold Brick Egg?

Somebody from home should send me some of these.  *sigh*

Scenario...

You're on business travel.

Your company put you and a co-worker (from another location) up in a corporate condo which has two master suites and one living room and kitchen area.

You receive a per diem which includes a car allowance.

You arrive, pick up a car and head to the condo.

Your roomie isn't there yet.

When you wake up...your roomie is there.

Seems like a nice enough chick.

When it's time to go to training...chick asks can she ride with you.

Sure...no biggie.

She asks 3 days in a row.

Chick ain't spending her car allowance on a car.

Gas ain't cheap.

You good?

Scenario...

You have a secret stash of something in your home.

You head to your secret stash to get it.

It's not there.

You know good and damn well it WAS there.

What do you do?

Help me...please...

I need to make a decision and I can't so I need yall to help me.

As yall know I'm currently in Arizona doing the ground work for pre-production for our first feature film.  I got here Friday night from Los Angeles and have been here ever since.

I was scheduled to go home tomorrow, Tuesday, be there for a day and then fly out to Seattle on Wednesday for a big Nintendo thingy.

Yall know I LURVE being a Nintendo Ambassador and getting to do FABULOUSLY cool stuff with them and they are dropping the Nintendo 3DS and I sooooooooooo wanna be there! 

I'm scheduled to be in Seattle until Sunday.

Then fly back home and then head back to Phoenix after a few days of home time.

So...there is a whole lot more work needed for me to get done in Phoenix so I definitely need to stay longer this week so I COULD stay until Thursday and then fly to Seattle from here (although I didn't bring a Seattle coat or clothes for this event with me) and head back home on Sunday to rest up a few days before heading back out here.

The problem with that is...

I MISS MY ROBINATOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH and yall know that I get kinda special being away from him for too long (SIP:  I know most of yall remember her bat.shat.crazy azz in New York...snicker...snicker...).

Because of this...I'm considering contacting the WONDERFUL, FABULOUS Nintendo folks and bowing out...staying here until Thursday to get this work done and then heading home to my love, my muse, my Robinator.

And Jaru and Lucy.

I would feel so awful cancelling on them at the last minute however.

But I totally miss my husband like crazy.

I can't make up my mind what to do.

Please help me.

Should I:

A - Go home tomorrow, stay a day and head to Nintendo thingy even though I have a list of to-dos as long as my arm?

B - Go to Nintendo thingy directly from Arizona on Thursday...head home on Sunday?

C - Go home Thursday after telling Nintendo thank you so very much but my schedule has gotten mad crazy and I just can't fit the trip in this week?

Robby's vote?  "Whatever you decide is fine with me.  Do what you have to do."

*sigh*

HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Hmmmmm...

A young lady is 23 years old.

She has two children ages 5 and 18 months.

She lives with her parents.

She doesn't have to pay anything to stay there.

She has a part time job.

She goes out when she wants to.

She has a car that is a really nice older car her parents gave her.

She pays her insurance.

She pays her credit cards.

Parents take care of every.single.thing financially relating to the children.

Someone said that this young lady doesn't know what it means to be a mother even though she has two children.

What say you?

Crazy!

Have you ever known someone whose sense of style was just slightly off?  Like...they wear nice pieces...but put them together all wrong?

ALL.THE.TIME????????????

Serena Williams 2K Commercial BANNED!

 

What say YOU? Too sexy for tv?

Question...

What do you do when you're in the middle of two people who are feeling some kinda way?

Hot in the streets??????????????????

Hey...um...erra...

Scenario...

A teacher made a pron movie 14 years before she started teaching.

One of her students saw it and asked her for her autograph.

The little snot started a Facebook fanpage linking her name with the movie, etc.

She got suspended.

He got suspended.

Should she have been suspended?

 

Amy Adams...Lois Lane?

What do YOU think?

Royal Wedding

Are YOU excited about the royal wedding?  Are you going to watch?  Did you watch when Princess Diana got married?

Just because I like looking at it. LOL!

Scenario...

Your housekeeper can't come at the same time all the time.

You're extremely busy so you've asked them to contact you the night before with a general time so you know when to expect them.

They don't call the night before.

You're too busy to find a new housekeeper bu dammit they are the most inconveniencing people in the world.

What do you do?

 

Too Far?

Padded swimsuits for all? Abercrombie and Fitch marketing padded tops to young girls

Question...

You make a major mistake.

MAJOR.

Everyone involved is feeling some kinda way.

Days later it's brought up again in a snarky kinda way that's not funny AT.ALL.

How would you react?

 

Question...

What did you do this weekend?

Scott's Toilet Tissue - HotNESS or HotMESS?

From The Robinator:

False Glamour Eyelashes

Listen up...

I've been doing casting calls for two days now and I've noticed something that seriously needs to STOP.

The overuse of false eyelashes.

See...false eyelashes that LOOK false should never be used.  EVER.  They should look like you could ACTUALLY have those lashes.  Those glamour lashes crappy things?  STOP.DOING.THAT.ISH!  Please.

Walking around as if you have two furry black catepillars resting on your eyelid is sooooooooooo not cute.  If you have to do it...do that ish at night when the lighting isn't good and we can't tell.  Walking around in broad daylight as if you're a drag queen is the most ridiculous of ridiculous.

STOP DOING THAT ISH!

Seriously.

Bargain Hunting

Did you ever buy used clothes for your kids?  If not...why not?

Legos

Did your kids every love Legos?

Question...

Do you stretch as soon as you get out of bed?  If not...why not?

Wow

It just hit me that I am actually in Los Angeles, California the day before the casting call for our first feature film.

Just...wow.

I'm seriously verklempt.

CAN YOU BELIEVE????????????????????????

Question...

What was the place you visited and had the most fun EVER?????????

Overseas

If you were offered a job for 2 years in China...would you take it?

No Fly

Have you ever dated someone who doesn't fly? What was their reasoning?

Question

What's the most boring place you've ever visited?

Question...

Are you happy?

Question...

Do you anyone who is miserable in their marriage? Do you wonder why they stick in it?

Adult Divorce

Do you know anyone who still hasn't gotten over their divorce?

What's their story?

What do you think is the story of how this dying floral arrangement ended up in the airport restroom?

It's Our Anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Brown DWTS

Folks are writing in to ABC to stop Chris Brown from performing on DWTS. 

What say you?

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Elizabeth Taylor has left us...

I shall try this SOON!

Chicken and Sausage Soup with a Spanish Red