Okay so yeah...I didn't know they were coming on until Cojoe called to tell me to turn to it. Then I had to do the Verizon Fios search thingy to even find BET.
Well...first thing I thought was that wow...Ms. Anita Baker has been eating potato chips. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...I didn't say that.
So Kevin Hart is a MAJ.FAV of mine. LOVE.THAT.DUDE.SOOOOOOOO MUCH! He makes me laugh like ca-ra-zy!
Let's get this party started playas!
I have a "No Man." His name? The Robinator. ROFL!
Why he gotta be stealing on NeYo's head like that? I don't recall anyone messing with LL back in the day. #FAIL!
Taraji looks beautiful! Loving her dress! That Sprint pad thingy ain't got nothing on the iPad though and Imma need folks to stop trying to front. NO.
I hope CeeLo wins. Why? I LURVE ME SOME HIM!
Winner? Chris Brown.
Color me underwhelmed especially given the fact that he's wearing jorts, black socks, a mammy made t-shirt and some All Stars. Imma need him to give a damn.
LaLa is much cuter than her dress suggests.
I'm TOTALLY not a Rick Ross fan. I think the fact he's a "sex symbol" to a lot of women is disturbing and makes my stomach churn. The fact he wears red pants re-emphasizes the earl factor greatly especially since he wears loose fitting tops to work over his bellyjam. Is he wearing double string pearls? REALLY?
I feel I must preface this with the fact I'm 41 years old and, even as I'm old fashioned...I got money to buy music.
Wait...I like that "Hustle" song. Didn't know he was affiliated with. Maybe I need to rethink. Naw...still don't like him but like the song. I can do that right? Who is the dude without a shit and his pants sagging to UNDER his butt cheeks? Jeevus. Just disgusting. BOY PULL YOUR PANTS UP BEFORE A MALE EX-CON RAPIST GETS AT YO AZZ!
LAWD...it's Lil' Cockroach. *sigh*
HOLD UP! TRACEE HAS A NEW SHOW???????????????????????? I SHALL BE WATCHING! WHY? I love her! She makes me happy! Wait...her shoes...
Nothing. She makes me happy.
Imma stick with that.
Winner: Tie? Jaden and Willow Smith
Well DUH. Idda gave it to them too. Hell...Idda gave them 6 awards.
Folks who say bad things about chirren going to hell.
Jaden and Willow rock.
I'm going to heaven.
This chick in this see-through on television?
#FAIL!
I hope her Grandmother church pinches her.
Aiight. Funny. Kevin Hart is funny.
Laz and Keri? I'M A STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: (Who are these people? Diamond, Cinphonee, Leah Monroe? I'm sure I spelled half that ish wrong mind you.) Nicki Minaji
Why is she walking up with Lil Cockroach? Is she affiliated with? I guess so. She looks normal-ly-ish. You know...for her. Oh yeah...she works for Lil Cockroach. Okay. So that solidifies it. I can't be a fan. I'm too old.
Idris. Yessir.
Jill.
My husband is White so she doesn't like me.
Tell her azz to keep a man for 4 seasons and then she can give out advice about what a relationship SHOULD be like. Until then...
Rock your own damn world.
Soul Plane? No.
GET.IT.KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIVE HEARTBEATS PLAYA!!!!!!!!! AFTER SEVEN? SHUT.THE.BACK.PORCH.LIGHT.OFF!
I know nothing about them new "groups."
Winner: Diddy Dirty Money. I don't know them.
Next.
I like Nectar. I mean Ambrosia.
This dude is Mali Music. I needed to say that because I didn't know.
I'm so out of touch.
Pause.
What the fuck does Chris Brown have on? Seriously?
This entire performance is confusing. Why are they bleeping out every third word damn near? iCan't. BUSTA OLDER THAN ME HELL! DON'T HE HAVE CHIRREN?
Why the dude from "The Game" wearing them glasses?
Meagan Goode is so pretty to me.
I like Tacos. (Replace Pooch Hall for tacos.)
Winner: Better be YEEZY!
HELL NO! CHRIS BROWN BEAT YEEZY? HELL.NO! HELL.NO! HELL.NO! WHERE IS YEEZY? HE SHOULD BE UP THERE SNATCHING SHIT OUTTA FOLKS' HANDS!
That acceptance was disturbing on so many levels.
Sportsman of the Year: Michael Vick. Not Athlete...Sportsman.
Oh the irony...
At some point it would be really good if BET had a REAL awards show and not just some bullshit. That's the frustration. If you're going to do it...DO.IT!
Is it time for Bey?
Oh...no...it's Homewrecker Keys.
NO THANK YOU.
Justin Bieber. Didn't he get beat up last week? Shouldn't he be in a Snuggie somewhere?
YEEZY BABY!
And Yeezy ain't there. He's like...Um...yeah...no. It's BET. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is Kerry Washington to dang FA-BU-LOUS????????
What is Kevin Hart wearing? Is it cold there? I've been on sets and trust...it's always TOO.DANG.HOT!
Who is this rapping dude in a blazer? Okay...is this the Chris Brown show? How much did he pay to wear his jumpsuits and dance till he's moist?
And these lil boys with the belts buttoned under their butt need Jesus.
So...BET just honored the abstinence program people and the Young Blacks in Action dude and now Chris Brown and this dude is having simulated sex on stage talking about hitting this azz and drinking the last drink or some other bullshit. RI-DAMN-DI-CULOUS! It's like I never had pride at all.
Just...WOW. Why even have those honorees there? That was disrespectful.
I respect Lady GaGa because she has a message. What is Chris Brown's message? Is his music empowering youth in any way?
I'm hating this show but yall KNOW I'm waiting on Beyonce right?
RIGHT.
BEY.STAN.CHECKING.IN!
Wow. I've never seen a commercial for a day after pill. But during the BET Awards Show? Yup. There it is. Why is that? *sigh*
I hate the truth sometimes.
No comment about the old folks grinding.
Winner: Wiz Kalifa (WHODAHELLWHATDAHELLAMBERROSE???????)
HEY NIA! I want her skin. All of it.
Trey Songz AKA R.Kelly Light. Just as x-rated as all get out.
*sigh*
If you're not Prince you're NOT doing it RIGHT.
I'm glad I don't have a teenaged daughter.
Isn't this the lil' boy who claimed he invented sans ropas? boy please. Pull your damn pants up hell. That shit is old and common. Have some damn SHAME!
Kelly Rowland was always a favorite of mine. Lately however? It's as if she's Beyonce Dark Skinned Trying Too Hard.
ORIGINALS PLEASE STAND UP AND BE A MOTIVATION!
Steve Harvey. *sigh*
Rev. Al. Whatupwitdat?
Well...if it ain't used-to-be-gay-McClurkin. o_0
Braxtons.
Mary Mary with no shoes on.
Commercial.
Gladys Knight can do whatever wear whatever say whatever.
Period.
End.
Of.
Discussion.
Patti LaBelle recently released her own line of barbeque and hot sauces.
SIP: That's all Imma say about that.
Oh CeeLo.
Is that an angel?
Yawn.
Where is Bey? This just ain't funny no mo' hell.
DA HELL?????????
DAMMIT WHERE IS YEEZY? THEY SET THAT LIL GIRL UP IN HER NEW DRESS. SHE SO SHAMED. BLESS HER LIL HEART.
AT THE BEGINNING THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE A PERFORMANCE BY BEYONCE SO I WATCHED THIS SHIT BECAUSE I'M A BEYONCE STAN! THERE WAS NO BEYONCE! THEY LIED! THEY BALD-FACED FLAT OUT LIED!
BET = SARAH PALIN TO ME!
Okay...so they pseudo-lied. Still lying. She wasn't there. She was in England. Humph. It was hot though...but still. They lied-ish.
