Smart Azz Gonna Be Ex-Framily Member Soon: You know...I think it might be a dress.
Me: Huh?
Smart Azz Gonna Be Ex-Framily Member Soon: That skirt...it could be a dress if you pulled it up.
Me: Hmmmmm...I guess so huh? But I'd need boobs to hold that sucker up and well...since I ain't got 'em...Imma keep it as a skirt.
Smart Azz Gonna Be Ex-Framily Member Soon: Well...yeah...then there's that.
SIP: I think she just got at you. Now I'm not SURE mind you...but I'm thinking so. Oh...she got you good too. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Humph. Imma kick her azz to the curb. Watch and see if I don't.