I can't even tell you how many times I've actually had to pick up The Robinator's phone.
He gets home...and puts the phone on a counter somewhere near.
Sometimes it rings.
Most time it doesn't.
I never, ever, EVER think about his phone like that.
My phone is hardly ever that far from me because it's my "business" line unless, of course, I'm sick of phones and am taking a break.
If it rings and Robby is near it he looks, tells me who it is and, if I want to talk...I'll ask him to bring it to me.
No biggie.
He hardly ever, ever, EVER thinks of my phone either.
Should there ever be a time when I NEVER see his phone anymore and I start NOTICING I don't see his phone anymore however?????
Oh...IT WILL BECOME AN ISSUE THAT WILL BE RESOLVED WITH THE SWIFTNESS.
IT SHALL BE PLAINLY SPOKEN. NO GAMES...JUST...WHERE THE FUG IS YOUR PHONE? WHY IS IT THERE? GET IT. TURN THE VOLUME ON. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
And we gon' sit up in this mofo playing "Let's wait till this gotdamn phone rings."
Simple.
Dear YOU:
You already...
know...
the answer to this.
It ain't rocket science.
~SIP
How would YOU handle your S/O's phone suddenly becoming "invisible?"
