A proposition to all African American women - 25 (Chicago)
I am a businessman and I have given up hope on finding a legitimate black girl on this site: who doesn't need "to be taken care of."
So now, I do strictly business here: For a while, I wanted a wife, kids, and to take them with me to Greece or where ever we end up, but I quickly found black girls hate commitment that said here is my proposition and I am open to counter offers:
I would like a daughter or son with an African American woman and because you all seem to hate commitment on this site and want money, that is I will give you: $2000.00 USD for a total of 30 years every month. That is my offer.
Here is my technical specifications as a human being:
1) 149 IQ - 9 points above genius
2) Masters degree in Engineering
3) Annual income 70K - 100K depending on my yearly contract fluctuation
4) Christian - Protestant
5) Country of Origin: Northern England North of Manchester
6) Culturally: Quiet in public and passionate in private
7) Drug and decease and alcohol free
8) Relationship Status: Single
9) Experience: average 15 women a year - 9/10 black
10) Willing to Relocate: Yes
11) How far am I willing to travel? 100 miles in any direction from Chicago
12) Current location: Chicago Loop
13) Car Driven: Mercedes Benz E 320
14) Views on politics: Very Liberal - Socialist Democrat
15) Will sign a contract? Of course
16) Will pay for an abortion? Before the 4th month
17) Views on humanity: Love is merely a chemical reaction brought on by pheromones and endorphins which explains why women don't believe in true love because it is merely the failure of said reactions that will always depreciate over time.
Humans are the dominate species and as such we misuse the planet. I believe I'd take a bullet for any of my fellow human beings and I would give up my seat on the bus to any woman, child or old man and every man and woman is entitled to happiness and that racism should have ended in Chicago a very long time ago.
18) Why I like African American women? I think they are more beautiful.
19) Would I marry a girl if we later decided to get together even if she got another guy? Yes supposing your last child was mine.
20) Would I want to see my child? Yes now and forever.
21) What would I do if you needed me? What ever you need, I would get you.
22) If you make 200K one day as a lead Architect shouldn't my child support increase? Legally yes, $2000.00 is a base line, I won't rest until my salary is 5 million a year.
23) Can I see evidence that you work as a developer? I have a resume on file.
24) What happens if you are unemployed? I stand by my record: I never have gone without a job for more than a week. In fact I get 100 job offers a month: I'll show you the offers if you like. I am also president of my own company.
25) Would you have kids with a woman who has kids? No, not really worth it, let your baby daddy take care of you like I will to mine.
26) You seem cold, are why are you so cynical? I am not cynical, I just believe that women cannot be loyal, if they are loyal they will play games, if they don't play games and are loyal they usually have kids and I don't like the idea of a woman who had another man's child.
27) What would you offer the child? A future, university, the ability to travel aboard to any country, an education, healthcare, and love
28) What about me, it seems like you wouldn't really care what happened to me? On the contrary, supposing you are not a ho and have many guys, I will propose exactly three times, no more than three times: 1st trimester, 2nd trimester, and 8th month.
29) If you don't want me to have sex while pregnant will you: Fair is fair, I will be loyal after all I will propose.
30) Any bonuses? Yeah, I will throw in car if you marry me.
That is it: Our business is concluded. Have a lovely day.
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