Here are a few things you should keep in mind:
1. If he'll cheat on her with you...he'll cheat on you with NEW BOOTY.
2. You should know a man's full name before you sleep with him. If a dude won't tell you his middle name...he's not thinking anywhere next to near long term with you.
3. If every time you ask a question, a man tries to shut you up with a kiss. He doesn't give a damn what your concerns are.
4. If you can't ever get him on the phone when you call him...he has a woman and you're not her.
5. If he doesn't want to meet your friends...he's not into you.
6. If he doesn't want you to meet HIS friends...he's not into you.
7. If he invites you to something and it's ONLY going to be men there...he wants to show his boys his new booty and he wants you to clean the kitchen.
8. If the garbage can in your home is full and he put something in there, saw it was full, and didn't take it out...HE AIN'T SHIT.
9. If he claims he doesn't celebrate Christmas but will accept a gift from you...he's probably a liar.
10. If a man makes an inappropriate pass at you and you don't shut it down IMMEDIATELY...he thinks you're just playing coy and thinks he has a chance.
11. If a man EVER utters the words, "I don't have to tell you where I'm going..." what he REALLY means is "YOU AIN'T SHIT IN MY WORLD SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ASKING ME ANYTHING AND EXPECTING AN ANSWER?"
12. If it's this close to Christmas and you don't know what he's doing for Christmas...leave his azz alone. Who doesn't discuss where they will be for Christmas?
13. If you're dating someone who always comes over so you can cook for them and then they lay up on your sofa and watch the game or a movie...you are not DATING. In his mind your place is just a quiet sports bar with free food.
14. Not many men are 100% single. Seems to me every single man I know has someone they can call and "get with." Now...I'm not saying that he can't STOP dealing with other women for you mind you...but yeah...they all seem to have "FRIENDS."
15. Be careful with grown men who have never been in a relationship.
16. If a man is a regular person...he spends his money wisely so if he spends money on you...at that point...he's thinking positively about your future.
17. Some dudes are just good dudes to everyone. You might not be as special as you think you are cuz he's so nice. Some dudes are just NICE.
18. Being petty is for people who don't need people. Don't be petty.
19. If you're in a bind and you share it with the guy you think you're dating and you're not one of those people who ask for ANYTHING...yet dude doesn't even ATTEMPT to help you find a solution? PLEASE leave him be. PLEASE.
20. Only a REAL friend will drop you off and pick you up from the airport. That's a given.
21. If your man has children in the area but is always with you...RED.FLAG.
I got so many more to add but I have to make my breakfast so Imma leave this in yall hand.
Your turn. Whatcha got?
