Me: _____ is mad because her hair doesn't look like she thought it would look once she went natural.
Friend: What did she think it would look like?
Me: Tracee Ellis Ross must be. And you KNOW that ain't standard on Black women.
Friend: Here's the test...look at your 5th grade picture before your mama let you get a perm.
Me: Good test. I told her she needs to learn to work with what's she's got and stop being delusional. She's currently mad at me.
Friend: Oh well.
Me: Yup...she needs to embrace the Florida Evans and make it do what it do! Get some of them flowers and stuff.
Friend: Add some color.
Me: Keep it lined up.
Friend: And moisturized.
Me: She'll be aiight.
Friend: Yup.
