Rantings of a Creole Princess

"The Game"

Yall still watching?

What's going on?

Short Shorts

Would you consider these shorts too short FOR YOU?

What say YOU?

Q&A with Jamie Lynne Grumet

Did you breastfeed?

If not...why not?

How old were your children when they stopped?

What do you think about being 3 years old and still breastfeeding?

 

 

Mat-tastic

Do you bring  your own mat to the gym or do you use their mats?

Yoga Direct Extra Long Yoga Mat, Purple

Mother's Day!

If a genie appeared and gave you the PERFECT mother's day according to YOUR WISH...what would happen?

Question...

Would you be for or against your mother-in-law buying the house across the street from your house?

Question...

If your husband was contacted by someone who says he's their father...would you have a problem if he didn't tell you about it until AFTER he'd taken a DNA test proving he is?

The child was born BEFORE you and he met and the mother of the child never told him.

Hero

If you asked your children who their heroes are...would they have an answer?

Terrell Owens on Dr. Phil

Terrell Owens gets hammered on Dr. Phil

Did you see this?  What did YOU think?  Did you feel sorry for TO?  

What do you think about the point Dr. Phil made about the women being irresponsible too?  Fair assessment?

SIP: Tom Ford

I don't really know that much about fashion.  Like...I know what I like and what looks good on me but for the most part...I don't know much about fashion.  

I can look at a designer's portfolio and tell you right off the bat whether or not something from them would look good on me and I'm very seldom wrong...IF it fits properly.

LOL!

But I certainly know who I'd LOVE to dress me for something.

Based on the designers you're familiar with...who would you LOVE to dress you for an event?  

 

 

SIP:  Tom Ford.

Me:  Nobody asked you SIP.  Stoopit imaginary people don't wear clothes.

SIP:  Tom Ford.

Me:  *sigh*

Tell the truth and shame the devil!

Is the inside of your vehicle clean?

What about the outside?

When's the last time you cleaned it?

 

Scenario...

Your husband has been working for the same company for 19 and a half years.

You're planning on having a big retirement party for him.

He comes home from work one day early and tells you he's been fired.

You ask why and he gives you some story about how he snapped and went off at the guy he always has a problem with.

A week later you run into someone who knows someone at the company and they ask how you're doing and if he's getting help.

You ask...help for what?

Apparently...your husband was fired and escorted off property for downloading so much pron...it shut down the company server.

How do you handle?

Now say what now?

John Travolta Sued By Masseur For Assault And Sexual Battery

 

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Marc Jacobs' Met Gala Fit

(Per thoughtsofasoutherngal's request.)

Scenario From Real Life...

You run across a small gym bag while looking for something in your garage.

The bag looks dusty as hell as if it hadn't been touched in a long, long, time.

You open the bag and find a bunch of pics, letters and some trinkets which are from your husband's past.

You good?

Do you put it back where you found it?

Do you mention it?

Would you consider destroying the contents?

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM)

Question about the Met Gala Dresses Posted Here

Of the dresses I posted...which TWO would YOU rock?

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Sofia Vergara

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Paula Patton

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): LaLa and Carmello

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Kristen Wiig

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Kirsten Dunst

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Julianne Hough

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Jessica Alba

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): January Jones

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Hilary Swank

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Rihanna

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Elizabeth Banks

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Christini Ricci

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Chloe Sevigny

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Chanel Iman and TOM.FORD!!!!!!!!!!!

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Solange's Met Gala Fit

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM): Bey...Met Gala Fit

On Fat Black Women...

http://55secretstreet.typepad.com/revenge_of_the_curves/2012/05/why-black-women-are-fat.html

The Robinator's Current Favorite Commercial

Shower Curtain Hooks for Purses

Would you ever think to do this?  What if you did several rows of rods with lots of hooks up top where that useless space is????????????????

Teacher Appreciation Week!

 

 

What did you send to the school?

If you're a teacher...what's the best gift you've ever received?

From A Man In My Inbox:

Dear Monica;

I have something you may consider posting to your blog. A few months ago I met a Chilean woman. She was smart, pretty, ambitious, had her own money, and was a great companion. And she adored me. However, although I'd never met her previously, I knew some of the company she kept. I'd seen her with dodgy gentlemen. And it totally changed my mind about her. Her past associates became a hurdle I couldn't overcome and I eventually wound up dropping her. Realizing that she'd been intimate with desperadoes became a huge turnoff, otherwise she was perfect. Perhaps you could switch the genders and ask your readership what would they do.

 

Tote Bags

 

 

I found this the shopper tote bag version of this at TJ Maxx for $12.99.  It is so well made it's ridiculous.  Whenever I'm going somewhere and will need my computer and I'm not going to be doing a lot of walking...you know...just in the car, out the car...I use it to carry my computer, notebook, chargers, etc.

I found it where the gift bags hang so look out for one if you see them cuz they are seriously awesome!

Here is the site:  http://www.emiliesloan.com/market-tote.asp

Here it is for $25:  Emilie Sloan Isabelle Shopper

HotNESS or HotMESS? (SM) - Emile Sande': "Next To Me"

 

It's not on iTunes. UGH! Next To Me

Disrespectful?

What say you?  Do you consider this disrespectful?

Winner, winner chicken dinner!

Have you ever won anything?

Problem? Check.

I was watching GMA this morning and there was a story of a woman who was attacked by the cheetah's at one of those wildlife preserves which claim the animals are tame and you can pet them.

Personally...I think those animals are drugged and I would seriously never pet them.

SIP:  Hell...sometimes I side eye Lucy so you KNOW I'm not petting a damn cheetah.

N.E.WAY.

The story took a turn for me when they shared that the pictures, which show the woman being straight up mauled were taken by her husband.

So...dude was taking pics of her petting the cheetah's and when they started attacking his wife...HE JUST KEPT TAKING PICTURES???????????  REALLY??????????  Like...what if she'd been killed?  Would he have just kept taking pictures of his dead wife?

REALLY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Now...I know I have issues so I'm not the person who should be the litmus test here...but  the majority of yall always come across as lovely, sane people. 

That said...if you were the spouse being attacked...would you kinda have a problem if your spouse just kept taking pictures?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139442/Violet-DMello-mauled-tame-cheetahs-holiday-safari-park.html#ixzz1uBvaiXqt

 

onefromphilly SEWS!!!!!!!!!

She made this skirt based on Mimi's maxi skirt tutorial!  She thinks she's fancy.  LOL!

 

Scenario from Real Life...

You're at the nail salon to get a manicure.

When you in people are looking all strange.

You notice the one Black lady in there is perched at the end of her pedicure chair, purse on her shoulders and keys in hand.

You hear something fall in the back and a general scuffling and lots of yells.

A woman comes out the back obviously FURIOUS and another woman follows her yelling in a language you don't understand.

They are getting it IN!

One of the men employees roll up on them yelling and pointing in the direction they came from.

Three other employees get in on the yelling...

You rolling out or staying?

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Question...

Be honest.  

Could you date a guy who worked at the seafood wharf and ALWAYS smelled like fish?  

His house smells like fish.

His car smells like fish.

SCANDALous! (...and AVENGERS!!!!!!!!!)

Whew lawd!  Can we talk about "Scandal" last night?  GIRL!  LAWD.TO.DAY!

Do yall think the First Lady offed Amanda?

Whose baby do you think it was?

Were you surprised that the baby wasn't the President's?

Were you surprised when he showed up at her house?

LAWD WHAT WE GONNA DO ABOUT HUCK?

Do you think the baby could be old dude (the pit bull)?

Who do you think is blackmailing them?

Yall think the new lil young associate is going to last?

Wasn't it HOT when dude was sitting at the table and everyone else was taking notes and he was just listening?  

And who is these lil chirren that pop up errytime I'm looking for a pic for SCANDAL?????????

I FLIPPING LOVE THIS SHOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post has nothing to do with the movie...I'm just so excited it opens today I don't know what to do.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Aiight...so Shelly and I read something and we're curious as to YOUR thoughts regarding.  I read it but didn't tell Shelly I'd read it and then she posted it and we pretty much came to the same conclusion of what we'd do in such a situation.

So...go read this and then...come back and tell us what YOU would have done.  Seriously.

In a live chat, Prudie advises a mother hit by an anti-adoption remark—that's also implicitly racist.

 

Scenario From Real Life...

A VERY wealthy man has a baby with a woman he's not married to.

The woman takes him to court for child support saying she needs $50,000 a month in child support payments.

The VERY wealthy man is like...hell no...that's too much money.

He claims the money is disguised as SPOUSAL support for a woman he was never married to.

What say you?  Does he have a point?

Ahem!