A man and a woman are dating.
The man decides he wants to buy one of those auction houses.
He does and the house needs a LOT of work.
The woman likes to do that kind of work so they decide to move in together cuz hey...they're going to get married eventually anyway.
They merge accounts and start spending money to fix up the house.
They throw themselves into making the house a home.
Ripping up carpet.
Installing new floors.
Changing out the cabinets.
Painting.
Changing light fixtures, doorknobs, appliances.
They landscape the yard.
The house begins to look lovely and well appointed.
They furnish the house.
Looks like a damn magazine spread.
It's COMPLETE.
The man starts showing his azz.
Starts leaving his cell phone in the locked glove compartment and hiding his keys.
They break up.
She moves out while he's out of town.
She takes ALL of the new furniture.
Was she wrong?
