I'm out on the deck relaxing, reading, emailing, etc.
SOMEBODY...I ain't gonna say no names...comes out to the deck looking all sheepish.
SOMEBODY: I'm going to fix the damn doorbell.
Me: Okay honey SOMEBODY!
SOMEBODY: It's been that long huh?
Me: *50s housewife smile*
SIP: Can I answer?
Me: NO SIP! SHUT IT!
SOMEBODY: I kinda like it that it's broken. *laugh*
Me: *50s housewife smile* and *blink*
SIP: We should thank the inboxer for initiating this action.
Me: *50s housewife smile* and *blink*