Robby: Where's your Nikon?
Me: Over there.
Robby: Where's your Canon?
Me: Upstairs.
Robby: What camera did you use to take the pics on your blog today?
Me: My cellphone.
Robby: But you have a Nikon AND a Canon. Why are you using the damn crappy cellphone camera when you have two VERY good cameras?
Me: Hello to you too. Hope you had a good day.
Robby: Well I'm just saying it's ridiculous that's all. Those pictures are all blurry and look bad. Just makes no sense.
And then...he disappears upstairs...
Comes back downstairs...
Robby: Well? How was track practice?
E: Excruciating.
Robby: That's because all you're used to is playing video games. I bet if you ran a race with your thumbs you'd win. How was school?
E: It wasn't great...it didn't kill me.
Robby: It's the first day of the rest of your life kid. You'd better get to liking it. Quickly.
No encouraging words. No jokes. No nothing even remotely Robby-ish.
He goes down to the mancave.
E looks at me.
I look at E.
I shrug my shoulders.
Lucy decides not to follow him.
Jaru comes upstairs FROM the mancave.
Yeah...dude came home in a BAD.MOOD.
How do you handle when YOUR normally awesome guy comes home in foul azz mood?
SIP: You gonna take some better pictures or what?
