Hairstylist looking to do hair for film: I'm just trying to get my break. I bet I could do something with your hair.
SIP: DID THAT HEFFA JUST...
Random: I can't imagine eating and being your size. Do you even eat???????? Laugh.laugh.giggle.giggle.
Me: *HARD.STARE.WALK.OFF.NOT.SAYING.ISH*
SIP: DID THAT HEFFA JUST...
Now...in YOUR opinion. Were these instances of tossing shade? What would YOU have answered saying?